Just based on how often I notice someone mispronounce a word without realizing it (or have done so myself and realized it later). Statistically I’m probably still doing it with some word.

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Welcome to the world of Irish names!

We got:

  • Dearbhla (Derv-la, f)
  • caoilfhionn (kee-lin, f)
  • Meadhbh (Maeve, f)
  • Saoirse (seer-shuh, f)
  • Seoirse (shor-shuh, m)
  • Caoimhín (kee-veen, m)
  • Sadhbh (sive, f)

And many more!

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Hope do you pronounce Siobhan?

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Shuh-vawn

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My American accent pronounces it “Shove-on”.

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It actually helps a little if you realize the Russian letter В is pronounced like an English V.

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We should re-do Romanization. Start over, sound it out, have a big Anglosphere conference to decide on what letters make what noise and stick to it.

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Many of the slavic romanizations have largely centralised on strict roman phonetics. There are still exceptions, but many of them can be sounded out with a bit of learning.

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Yeah. English doesn’t use the “bh” and “dh” digraphs the same way we use “th”, but Irish does. One you learn that, that’s like 80-90% of the confusion.

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My Irish cousin-in-law recently had a daughter and named her Blathnaid. I was very surprised to learn it is pronounced Bla-nid

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Worcestershire

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I believe it’s pronounced “wstr”

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Close, that’s Worcester. Worcestershire is “wstrshr”!

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Woosta! :)

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Wuss-ter

Wuss-ter-sheer

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The whole word is silent

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sauce?

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That one isn’t silent

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And nearby Leominster

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And Cirencester

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and Towcester (“toaster”)

Map Men have a few more examples

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Sern Stir?

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Lemon Stir

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Wash your sister sauce

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There’s a Worcester in Massachusetts, local pronunciation rhymes with sister (which is in turn said like “sista”)

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One of my friends once called me pedantic, and I got to correct his pronunciation of it - he stressed the first syllable. One of the high points of my life.

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Someone is peDANTic, but they themselves are a PEdant. Probably why they made that mistake

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But did they say Ped-ant or PEE-dant?

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Like how we can reCORD some music and release a a REcord

Or make some COMpost by putting those scraps in the comPOST

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I still put scraps into the COMpost, but only the comPOSTable scraps.

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I had a similar thing with the word contrarian!

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Ghoti

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Ha I don’t even know what that is so I will never say it.

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GH is pronounced F like in “enough”.

O is pronounced E like on “women”.

TI is pronounced SH like in “action”.

Therefore, ghoti is pronounced fish.

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You CAN pronounce it fish, but you can also just simply not pronounce it.

GH is pronounced _ like in high.

O is pronounced _ like in jeopardy.

T is pronounced _ like in potpourri.

I is pronounced _ like in receive.

Therefore, ghoti is completely silent.

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for fuck’s sake

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I remember this one! They’re was another one as well which I’ve sadly forgotten. I believe I tried to make a couple up myself once upon a time.

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its aluminium

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I’ll concede aluminium when the Brits adopt platinium

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theyll adopt aluminum as soon as you wrap your lips around a fag

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15 points

Don’t threaten ME with a good time.

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aluminum

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aluminium

tomato tomato lets call the whole thing off!

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oh what, that’s an actual spelling? I was just saying that

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Only if you trust the French more than the guy who named it.

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i do. coughs in jpg

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