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Believe it or not, right to jail.

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Do I pass go? Do I collect 200?

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Right to jail. Right away. No trial no nothing

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I don’t see an issue with this.

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Soda is carbonated though, or are there any sodas that aren’t? So if anything Ketchup is flat soda, therefore disgusting to drink.

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… But if we put the carbonation into it…

Okay who’s got one of those co2 cartridge machines to make some fizzy ketchup? I will pay anyone in a crisp high-five the first time i see them to record themselves drinking it and postthe video.

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Ketchup is a smoothie.

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I call bullshit. Those things never have more than a few squirts of ketchup in them even after you pump it enough for a money shot.

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That one looks like one of the new pressurized ketchup taps. Saw one once at an in n out in Vegas, it’s the future of condiment technology

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It may be pressurized, but that doesn’t mean it’s full.

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It is certainly not full any longer

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16 points

And in Europe we’re charged 50c a sachet 😞

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Free in Sweden

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If mcdick’s charges you for condiments, you are in the ghetto.

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Free in the UK

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Looks like Brexit is paying off

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Burger King has started charging for mayo, the one near me in leeds anyway :(

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Any size for a dollar.

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