Youra’ cunt Harry
Dodads and thingamajimmys!, Bonza!!. And I’ll grab some Jandals and a Chilly Bin for my Cuz. She’s been after a new home for her Ice Elemental. If I shout if for her, she should let me keep a few tinnies in there too.
Jandals? Chilly bin? You are confusing us with those across the pond mate. A capital offence I believe…
Nah bro, she’s a distant relo. After her town got harassed by a bunch of Lazer kiwis from the South, she got on the blower saying she’s comin’ over and they need to summon some of Australia’s greatest warriors.
I was chuffed, but she explained it wasn’t me and we had to get some Emu plumes. Once we have enough for her to summon a mob, she’ll disappear from here faster than Harold Holt.
Bloomin’ onion is a level 3 spell.
I’m a Texas Wizard, you cowpokes want to see a rope trick?
PSA: his “rope trick”, while subjectively impressive, is just sexual assault he claims you consented to when you say yes.
I honestly don’t think I’ve ever heard anyone actually use the terms “strewth” or “chockas” before
Chockas is still somewhat used, strewth is if you’re doing an disingenuous these days
Might just be where I am in Australia or my age bracket that means I never hear the former. I’ve definitely heard the latter when folks are playing up their Australian mannerisms or are just taking the piss.
Yeah I feel you, like it’s not hugely used so much these days but chockas or chockabloc is definitely used around NSW. Reckon it’ll see extinction in the next generation or so though.
