For me, maybe petrol.

11 points

One of those poisonous dart frogs

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The fly agaric mushroom. I wanna see if it makes me taller.

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You can eat those if you prepare them correctly. Prepare for a cozy experience if you dose it right. shroomery

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Totally. Seem them everywhere, and they’re so cute. Would be great to just munch them, buttered on toast…

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Joke’s on you. I’ve been slowly building up an immunity to iocaine powder for years.

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Clearly, you have a dizzying intellect.

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So I obviously cannot choose the wine in front of me.

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inconceivable!

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You’re just stalling now.

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Whatever the most poisonous mushroom is

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Probably amanita phalloides or amanita virosa

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A glass of mercury, it looks like it tastes delicious.

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Seems like it would sit pretty heavy, though…

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Nah, it goes down real smooth.

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I’m curious how it feels to drink something that heavy

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I imagine afterwards you’d just sit and reflect.

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Sooo elemental mercury. Not absorbed well in the GI tract. I had a patient who took time cracking open thermometers from boilers for a while and then attempted to drink it mixed with some coffee to commit suicide. We show up since he called 911 and now wanted to go to the hospital. Call poison control for recommendations for local hospitals since this isn’t common and i don’t know what hospitals can handle this thing. Poison control cites that it isn’t well absorbed, if at all, in the GI tract. I was pretty surprised.

So really you could drink it and find out the taste with very small if any repercussions.

Ya know, just saying.

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Didn’t uh… something like Lewis and Clarke…

Didn’t they use mercury based laxatives, and that was used to track their path?

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/how-reconstruct-lewis-and-clark-journey-follow-mercury-laden-latrine-pits-180956518/

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Should have used an everlasting pill if they didn’t want to be tracked by their poop.

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Yeah elemental mercury ain’t that bad. It’s all those organic compounds of mercury that are the baddies.

And… you know, shiny poops that hit the bottom of the bowl with a THUNK , that would be something different. You’d literally lose a few pounds every time you went to the toilet.

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Cody’s lab has entered the chat

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