74 points

Had this happen to me in Brooklyn after getting mugged. Pigs were begging me to tell them that some dude I never saw before was the guy who mugged me when I told em none of the people in the line up looked anything like em.

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Ok but think REAL hard one more time while looking at #7 are you sure that isn’t the one?

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For real, they were trying to tell me other crimes the people in the line up had done like I got to pick and choose who goes away for what. I remember thinking, “Dunno, y’all want me to make up who mugged me, so did any of em commit any crimes?”

Fucking vile, every pig is a total piece of shit and a waste of oxygen.

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21 points

Open she shut case, the victim is afraid of retaliation and is trying to protect the perp. Take him away, boys.

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Jake: #1, could you sing the opening for “I Want It That Way”?

#1: Really? Okay.

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6 points

That whole scene was amazing.

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36 points

C&H were never exactly know for their subtlety. But, this is next level.

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36 points

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14 points

God dann Lemmy is the best for obscure references. I think about the dark place about once a week.

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2 points

Is that a picture of a Metal Gear Rising developer?

Actual quotes from the game:

The media is going to eat this up like WMDs in Iraq
Like the good old days after nine eleven
Make America great again

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15 points

Damn this was funny

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lol

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Hello fellow Cyanide and Happiness fans!

About this community and how I post the comics… Many moons ago, I would ask my Dad to save the newspaper for me everyday so I could read my favorite comic strips. Of course these days you can read your favorite comics online instead of a newspaper, but I love the nostalgia of reading the daily comics. Anyway, one of my favorite current comics is Cyanide and Happiness and I will be posting the daily release from their website (https://explosm.net) and a an extra or two randoms.

Cyanide & Happiness (C&H) is a webcomic created by Rob DenBleyker, Kris Wilson, Dave McElfatrick and Matt Melvin. The comic has been running since 2005 and is published on the website explosm.net along with animated shorts in the same style. Matt Melvin left C&H in 2014, and several other people have contributed to the comic and to the animated shorts… Read more: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyanide_%26_Happiness

Hope you enjoy and feel free to contribute to the community with art, media, cool stuff about the authors, tattoos, toys and anything else, as long it’s Cyanide and Happiness related!

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Fine print: All comics I post are freely available online. In no way am I claiming ownership, copyright or anything else. This is a not for profit community, we just want to enjoy our comics, thank you.

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