Damn this was funny
lol
Had this happen to me in Brooklyn after getting mugged. Pigs were begging me to tell them that some dude I never saw before was the guy who mugged me when I told em none of the people in the line up looked anything like em.
Jake: #1, could you sing the opening for “I Want It That Way”?
#1: Really? Okay.
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Ok but think REAL hard one more time while looking at #7 are you sure that isn’t the one?
For real, they were trying to tell me other crimes the people in the line up had done like I got to pick and choose who goes away for what. I remember thinking, “Dunno, y’all want me to make up who mugged me, so did any of em commit any crimes?”
Fucking vile, every pig is a total piece of shit and a waste of oxygen.
C&H were never exactly know for their subtlety. But, this is next level.