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Intergalactic Russian nuclear weapons pose huge threat for US(hexbear.net)

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The Ukraine war was just a distraction all along. Russia has developed FTL travel and now has nukes stationed in Andromeda, waiting to strike the US.

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FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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Intergalactic?

Planetary?

Planetary?

Intergalactic?

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BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de
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Another dimension! Another dimension! Another dimension! Another dimension!

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AFineWayToDie [he/him]@hexbear.net
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Ну, а теперь не говори мне улыбнуться

Ты остаешься рядом, я сделаю это стоящим твоего времени

Мой номер за пределами того, что ты можешь набрать

Может быть, это потому, что мы такие разносторонние

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CannotSleep420@lemmygrad.ml
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TranslatorBot@lemmygrad.mlB
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Translation

Well, now don’t tell me to smile

You stick around, I’ll make it worth your while

♪ My number is beyond what you can dial ♪

Maybe it’s because we’re so versatile. :::

This text was translated using DeepL.

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YearOfTheCommieDesktop [they/them]@hexbear.net
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmmqSN6vpGM any excuse to shill my fav remix of this, its like the original but just that much better

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MaoTheLawn [any, any]@hexbear.net
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HexReplyBot [none/use name]@hexbear.netB
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I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

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HexReplyBot [none/use name]@hexbear.netB
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I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

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RyanGosling [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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At the risk of exposing my age, the only thing that I can think of when I read this was the scene from Diary of a Wimpy Kid where Rowley dances with his mom at homecoming

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Bakzik [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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The time has come

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Tankiedesantski [he/him]@hexbear.net
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“You see, in 1068 Yaroslav the Wise declared…”

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EmmaGoldman [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.netM
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If the US seriously wants to battle it’s in denial,

Comin’ from Uranus to check his style.

Go ahead, Putin’s rhymes on trial

Cast the west into exile

Intergalactic planetary, planetary intergalactic

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Ram_The_Manparts [he/him]@hexbear.net
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DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml
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This is what happens when you let an AI write all your news articles.

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M500@lemmy.ml
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I looked it up and it’s legit. They actually put this on their YouTube channel.

I watched a few minutes of the story and it really that they want to put a nuke into orbit.

So, intergalactic is the wrong word but likely used because it sounds better than alternative descriptions.

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FloridaBoi [he/him]@hexbear.net
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Restarted, the Star Wars have

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Outdoor_Catgirl [she/her, they/them]@hexbear.net
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Orbital? Sounds good and is also true?

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SoyViking [he/him]@hexbear.net
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Intergalactic might not be true at all but it sounds scarier

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CarbonScored [any]@hexbear.net
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Turns out they don’t want to put a nuke in orbit and that’s also just made up. They just want to use a nuclear powered satellite, which is pretty bog-standard.

I guess “Very normal satellites are normal” isn’t such an exciting title. Or… really news at all.

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SacredExcrement [any, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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So definitely not ‘intergalactic’, not ‘nuclear weapons’, almost definitely not ‘a huge threat to the US’

When do you think we find out it’s not Russian either?

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Amaltheamannen@lemmy.ml
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A nuclear explosion in space would be devastating to the entire globe. Every sattelite that isn’t blocked by the Earth would be fried.

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