The Ukraine war was just a distraction all along. Russia has developed FTL travel and now has nukes stationed in Andromeda, waiting to strike the US.
Hey, with just a couple of G’s of acceleration, from the reference frame of the missiles they’ll get here in only a few centuries!
That’s right, Andromeda, in 150 billion years you’re all screwed!
“guys, you fucked up again. I already told you like ten times that tinfoil hat conspiracy theory level propaganda were to be used only against the DPRK!”
You fools! Don’t you understand? Ukraine is expecting an offensive from the land, Russia is gonna station their mothership directly above Kyiv and they won’t even see it coming!
They’ve developed seven ring world installations (plus a foundry) capable of eliminating all life