The Ukraine war was just a distraction all along. Russia has developed FTL travel and now has nukes stationed in Andromeda, waiting to strike the US.

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Hey, with just a couple of G’s of acceleration, from the reference frame of the missiles they’ll get here in only a few centuries!

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That’s right, Andromeda, in 150 billion years you’re all screwed!

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“guys, you fucked up again. I already told you like ten times that tinfoil hat conspiracy theory level propaganda were to be used only against the DPRK!”

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You fools! Don’t you understand? Ukraine is expecting an offensive from the land, Russia is gonna station their mothership directly above Kyiv and they won’t even see it coming!

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They’ve developed seven ring world installations (plus a foundry) capable of eliminating all life

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