4 points

Main character gets a clue (impossible for owls (because of tiny bird brains) )

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MY BRAIN IS BIG SMARTICUS U JUST JEALOUS

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3 points

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MODS THEY CALLED MY BRAIN SMOL HLP

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The entire book is one of those semi abstract prestige TV intros like True Detective or House of Cards.

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I get really bad vibes from this cover for some reason, so I am going to guess that there is a subplot where a 47-year-old man cheats on his wife with a 19-year-old woman.

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smooth gentleman makes eye contact with owl

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6 points

A person slowly turns into an owl, one fart at a time.

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5 points

Dude tries to fuck an owl and barely survives the encounter

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