Main character gets a clue (impossible for owls (because of tiny bird brains) )
It’s a book qbput a guy who can’t go backwards named Robert Forward. It is by 3 authors: Alexander L’Hiboux, Never Sleeps, and The Owl.
He turns into an owl of course
5 points
Dude tries to fuck an owl and barely survives the encounter
3 points
An owl highschooler receives sweet morphin powers from Zordon, but now teenage life will be constantly interrupted by putty attacks, leading to sleep disruptions until Rita Repulsa can be stopped
