Why are the memes on this sub just the most god awful (lol) unfunny boomer-ish memes anywhere on the internet.
Just in case anyone feels the entrepreneurial holy spirit flowing flowing through them and wants to become a legally ordained minister, https://www.themonastery.org/ can hook you up for the low low cost of your email. Ive been a minister through them for over a decade. I originally did it as a joke but you can actually use it to do all the priestly things like perform weddings and stuff.
Morals? Try laziness. It sounds utterly exhausting to peddle shovelfuls of bull excrement all day after day after day. To soothe and stroke the constant irrational, ignorance-fueled beliefs, anxieties and xenophobias of “your brothers and sisters in Christ”.