Does that mean the rent is reduced? I’ll move in tomorrow! Bring in extra ghosts if it will save money!
OP being realistic because the owner will just hike the price and put in “haunted by a sexy ghost” as an extra unique feature.
Beetlejuice would understand in this economy. He’d probably help find cool extra ghosts for you.
Of course they’re happy they get to actually own a home.
I would 100% take a home with ghosts and stuff. Maybe the ghosts can be reasoned with.
I mean, since the paranormal doesn’t exist unless the people in the house died due to some kind of environmental factor then the number of people who died there is completely irrelevant to the new residents, and does not in any way increase their likelihood of harm.
Really it just lowers the rent or mortgage, an objective win for the new residents.
It’s amazing how common this is. One of my old employers got a great discount on rent for office space in a central location because no one wanted to rent on the 13th floor.
I wonder if non-Christian people do not mind living in 13th floors. That superstition of number 13 being unlucky is mostly believed by Christians.
Weirdly, the boss was very Christian. I guess he valued money over his beliefs, and the superstitions of others?
I agree. Also, they would totally market it as a ghost house on air bnb, and never sell it.
I’d also wire up all kinds of paranormal special effects shit to fuck with the people staying there.
Who needs special effects? Just use the classic trick of carbon monoxide pumped into the house and let them hallucinate all kinds of stuff for free.
I dunno, at 22 deaths of the entire families, the supernatural doesnt exist, but SOMETHING in that house is causing deaths
Could have been rival gangs killing each other in the house for all we know.
But I think anything of substance or concern would fall comfortably under the “environmental factors” I already made caveat for in my original comment
Damn, I COMPLETELY overlooked the environmental caveat in your response on first read, my bad, that was essentially my point xD
Sir, I’m a millennial. It would have to be a graveyard without the house on top before I refused it.
Is it my personal graveyard, or do I just get squatters rights? I guess my question is, can I charge admission?
Hey you’ll be Lucky to afford such a place in this market
