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Avast, this is treason, TREASON I SAY

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Treason against the British is the best kind of treason!

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France: coffee and nicotine cancer sticks

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Accurate. Also known as a champion’s breakfast.

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Common misconception, but the towel dipped in mayonaise (often paired with a well aged Trapist) is very typical for a Belgian breakfast, not the Germans.

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Also it’s a 98 Daewoo Tico, not a Focus

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Duolingo keeps beating me up about trapist beer, the gravensteen being older than the atomium and red devils loving stew and sprouts

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Spain: bull horns and dirt.

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Finnish breakfast:

Coffee, vodka and a cigarette.

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Got offered this exactly by my friend’s grandpa in Romania

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Everything a body needs.

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Nutritious AND delicious!

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Vodka is made from potatoes

Potatoes contain most of the nutrients you need to survive

QED vodka is a balanced breakfast

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6 points

Where do I apply?

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If you want to have vodka for breakfast, bah gawd you can just do it, no need to apply to anything.

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