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Robert’); DROP TABLE Students;–

https://xkcd.com/327/

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Came here looking for Little Bobby Tables with the link loaded up in my clipboard!

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Good ol’ Bobby Tables

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Thank you! I was getting worried.

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My favorite IT based names and the reason why I want two kids: Master and slave

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I’m naming mine 1337Code jr

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Kind of has the same cadence to it as James Bond Jr. I like it.

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For some reason I got an out of bounds memory exception when trying to dereference the parent.

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Yes, I’ll name my child parent. This will reverse the tree, vertically.

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It’s like naming your dog ‘Cat’.

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And if they settle on they/them pronouns, you could have an inverted non-binary tree.

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It’s Sims 2 all over again.

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This reminded me I haven’t heard from my uncle Foo Bar in a while. (He spells it Fubar)

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Ain’t that the right way to spell it?

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I think either way is perfectly acceptable. He just prefers Fubar and who am I to argue?

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