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What’s in a name?(lemmy.world)

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andyli@lemmy.world
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Robert’); DROP TABLE Students;–

https://xkcd.com/327/

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candyman337@lemmy.world
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Good ol’ Bobby Tables

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Venia Silente@lemm.ee
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Thank you! I was getting worried.

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harsh3466@lemmy.world
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Came here looking for Little Bobby Tables with the link loaded up in my clipboard!

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Speiser0@feddit.de
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Yes, I’ll name my child parent. This will reverse the tree, vertically.

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LinearArray@programming.dev
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It’s Sims 2 all over again.

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kibiz0r@midwest.social
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And if they settle on they/them pronouns, you could have an inverted non-binary tree.

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sverit@feddit.de
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It’s like naming your dog ‘Cat’.

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JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee
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What about Alice, Bob, and Eve?

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rockSlayer@lemmy.world
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They’re currently shaking hands and too busy to let us borrow their names

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whereBeWaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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Even if they weren’t you wouldn’t be able to contact them directly, nowadays they have s man in the middle who handles their communications. badum tss

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Zangoose@lemmy.one
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You’ll have to settle for naming your child after one of their public keys, but then your child will only be able to talk to them.

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somegeek@programming.dev
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I love you so much NullPointerException

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astraeus@programming.dev
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Oh no, we’ve lost NaN again!

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Michael717@lemmy.world
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“don’t throw your child please.” “Why? What’s wrong with it?”

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iAvicenna@lemmy.world
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fun fact elif is a legit girl name in Turkish

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Michal@programming.dev
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My grandma watches this

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4745726/

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Tixanou@lemmy.world
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Lol, my mother used to watch it too

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iAvicenna@lemmy.world
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don’t even know what this is but I have been abroad since maybe 2010 so not suprised

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