McConnell, who turned 82 this month, is announcing the decision in a speech on the Senate floor. […] McConnell said he plans to serve out the remainder of his term as a senator, which ends in January 2027.
“Krusty why now, why not 20 years ago?”
Hoping he steps down from life too
mitchkanda forever
“I still have plenty of gas left in the tank, but the demon that follows me around and only I can see keeps loudly tapping his watch so I thought the time was finally right.”
12 points
Not as cool as him dying on live tv imp
He still might. He could be on the floor of the senate giving a speech on whatever the fuck that’s broadcast live and just die. Here’s to hoping.
7 points
