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For those that want the source and confirmation:

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It originated from a satire website: World News Daily Report :::

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https://leadstories.com/hoax-alert/2018/11/fake-news-fbi-raid-at-nsa-employees-home-reveals-over-16000000-dick-pics.html

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Thank you haha I was gonna say there’s no way it works like that

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Article by “Hasan”

Her first name is “Hillary”

Her last name is “Wang”

Obvious parody.

The NSA does have all the pictures from your phone and probably your PC as well, though. And you’d be naive to think they can’t search by object, because I can do that shit on Amazon Photos. They don’t have a “dick” filter but how hard (giggity) would it be to make one? Just buy Chatroulette’s ML model for a start.

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14 points

Hot dog or not hot dog?

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Not seeing how that first name is anything other than generic placeholder first name?

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How do you know they don’t have a dick filter?

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Set up NextCloud, sync your photos to your own NextCloud server, and you’re good to go. The crazy thing is it’s becoming trivial for even a non-technical user to set everything up. Tail scale means there is no reason to put forward if you are just using it for personal use, and you literally just have to log into tail scale with your Google account on the server and your phone. You can run next cloud in a virtual machine with virtualBox, and that’s literally it. You don’t have to deal with updating, being stuck in PHP or dependency hell, none of that. Seriously, we are at such a crazy time in history where you can set up your own cloud infrastructure with an hour of work for even an non-technical user, and stop paying for iCloud photos or Google photos storage each month. It saves you money and improves your privacy

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Leave her alone. She was just training her ML model SchlongGPT.

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Hot dog

Not hot dog

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Yo people would pay good money for that

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Based on my research, AI generated porn certainly needs more, um, input…

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DixieGPT (dick-see)

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How did this take place? Her security clearance let’s her download pics from computers and mobile phones just like that?

So they are admitting there are back doors in phones and operating systems?

Doesn’t seem likely they would admit that much.

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Did we forget all the sweet NSA tools that quickly? Poor Snowden

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I mean, it’s been a well known fact that the NSA has been intercepting and logging all domestic internet/mobile traffic since Snowden. I bet there are over 16m dick pics sent in the US on a daily basis.

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I know but I think the general public doesn’t know or understand this. It’s still not exactly admitted as a general thing how this works. Apple and other companies usually talk about how they are resisting to give out access etc.

But yeah, nsa can probably access all windows and Mac systems. I don’t think Linux though. Not counting Intel Management Engine in the cpu.

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Linux is where a lot of the actually interesting stuff is, so I highly doubt they don’t have a bag of exploits for that.

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A lot of that info was known over a year before that even. Wired did a cover story that apparently got no attention from anyone but me… https://www.wired.com/2012/03/ff-nsadatacenter/

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I remember another story as well, where the journalist actually walked up the hill that blocked the view of the facility and saw the construction. It had about the same focus, but didn’t go into as much detail on the computing side of the NSA, just their storage capabilities.

The knowledge that a government agency is recording everything is one of those existential horrors that slowly fades and just quietly lurks in your mind, hidden beneath the daily struggles and interests.

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It predates your story by at least five years, 2007, when a Silicon Valley engineer revealed that a backbone line had been spliced and all traffic was passing to government machines.

That revelation also inspired an outraged public backlash of ‘meh.’

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For those wondering, that’s 0.097 dic pics per male per day.

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Oh my sweet summer child

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It’s a joke

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So many idiots deep diving this… it is from the onion- they make parody news. It’s not real.

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Sad part is that it could be real these days. If they just used slightly less obvious language, so people are not certain what it means exactly. Microsoft and google are working with nsa of course, and Snowden showed that any nsa employee can look at anything.

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She was just doin’ NSA shit: training a AI so that every person can be identified with just a dick pic

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Yea, the real problem was making a Geoguessr like app where you have to name someone by their dick pic. All she had to do was keep the sausages in-house.

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don’t give sam altman any ideas

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I saw that episode of Inside Job

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I can’t remember that episode. Was it in the first season?

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Season 1 Episode 4 - Sex Machina

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If she’s that into dick pics, let us know where they’re sending her and we can try and double that 16M. All printed and mailed to her. Imagine the state of the mail service at the prison when they have to sift through a thousand sacks of Polaroids every day.

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*Polaroids of sacks…

FTFY

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Sacks lol

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