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I’m a Demodex folliculorum and I’m currently dating a Demodex brevis so I’m somewhat of an expert. Our host is pretty gross and rarely showers which has made the real estate in this area really expensive. We’ve been trying to move to another host but the opportunity hasn’t come up yet. Anyway, to answer your question, we have scuba gear.

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48 points

It’s so good to have diverse voices to hear from.

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39 points

Thanks for the insight, Greg.

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6 points

I think this is the dude who stole our lawnmower!!

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5 points

I did steal a lawnmower from a fellow lemming, and they were from @lemmy.world, but I think it was a different @UndulyUnruly

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110 points

I wish Lemmy would grow to the point when these Reddit moments of "I’m a dermatologist, and actually…” happen as usual as they happen on Reddit.

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50 points

That used to be the case on reddit. These days you have to scroll through hundreds of lame jokes to find an actual discussion.

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As far as I notice, puns are an important aspect of English-speaking culture, so I understand that and I’m ok with that. At least for me this “actually…” moment is always worth the scrolling effort :)

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7 points

There’s a time and a place and it’s not just wherever you can shove one in.

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2 points

Yes, but not to the extent of redditors.

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Hey at least we’re at the point where people are asking the questions! Literally three days ago nobody needed to summon a dermatologist.

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Literally three days ago nobody needed to summon a dermatologist.

As a nerd with regular cycles of bad skin from dermatitis since my teen years I doubt nobody in a community of nerds needed to summon a dermatologist, but we may soon hit the sweet spot of being big enough to have specific expertise in comments without people lying for clout or karma farming!

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3 points

Those were the days

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1 point

I like your attitude!

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13 points

Half the time they were lying anyway :(

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I am an expert on the little bugs that live on your skin. Swimming for extended periods not only doesn’t harm them, it makes them stronger. Try to limit swimming to 2 hours or less or they may become strong enough to take over control of your body!

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First lemmy comment to make me laugh, thank you for that.

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Actually the chlorine in our water supply is creating seven different super bugs right this moment that are resistant to everything!

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That’s super interesting- would you have some sources or at least some keywords I could search for more info on how this happens?

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4 points

Only half?

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5 points

I’m seeing that, for technology stuff, which is the first step.

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3 points

Hey now, we can just lie and pretend to know what we’re talking about, just like most on Reddit! 🥳😉

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1 point

It will happen one day… hopefully soon

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You will still find these on Quora. They don’t even need to say what they are, their subtitle will just say it all

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2 points

Except they usually won’t answer your question, they’ll just call you dumb and move on

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As another user pointed out, most bacteria and other microscopic forms of life don’t really “breath” in the way we think of it. Often they just absorb oxygen from their surrounding environments.

They can be washed away, killed by chlorine (pools), or killed by salt imbalance (ocean). However it’s really hard (read near impossible) to kill them all, and even if you did they exist in our environments naturally and from other humans as well as on things we’ve touched recently. So they repopulate quickly.

There are some arguments that Sodium Laurel Sulfate kills “good” bacteria on our skin.

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Now hear me out:

What if you jumped through a tall fire, naked, a few times? Nothing so fast as to actually burn you, but enough to make you hairless.

I’m fairly certain that would kill quite a bit of the microbiome.

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25 points

!whywomenlivelonger

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2 points

Waitaminute. They don’t actually shave thier legs?

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9 points

Ah, you’re a gentleman of logic, I see.

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2 points

That’s one way to get bald alright

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21 points

I never realised how much I really want to know the answer to this question.

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Showering does kill mites and bacteria that are all over your body. They’re quite resilient though so you’re never really rid of them.

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Yea, I wanna know if I’m committing genocide every time I shower or not. 😈

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10 points

Shower, probably. Part of the function of soap (and scrubbing) is to dislodge dirt and bacteria, so it gets washed away.

So you’re either committing genocide by killing them outright, or forcefully relocating them from your body. (also why 99% soap generally doesn’t matter too much compared to regular soap)

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Doesn’t the nature of subsurfacants rip apart most bacteria? That’s what I have always been taught, but my mother supplemented a lot of my education and I have learned she hasn’t always been 100% right… although neither were my textbooks l… so I guess flaws all around

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