Like just commenting a friendly joke, a compliment or something like that

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Ah the irony of the fedi feed sometimes…

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I want to know what angered the garden gnome

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Thants not just any garden gnome, that’s David the Gnome.

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There used to be a subreddit that posted juxtapositions like this. I love it.

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71 points

I like your cock.

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65 points

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9 points

God I love Cyanide and Happiness.

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14 points

Nice cock, Bro.

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25 points

Thanks! Here’s the tax:

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3 points

You should be proud

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5 points

Hey Shadow, what do you think of this guy’s cock?

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4 points

That’s a mighty fine cock for pissing on wives.

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yesterday, i hit myself in the forehead with a car door almost knocking myself out, generating serious pain and a giant goose-egg hematoma.

its funnier today

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I gave myself myself a concussion almost the same way, except my clumsy ass was getting into my car and I slammed the side of my head on the roof of my car, everything went black, and then the door that I had already started to swing shut came and slammed into the other side of my head, knocking me back to my senses. I had a dent above my ear for a year lol.

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13 points

Ouch

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i stepped on a rake at work, a few minutes later i stepped on the same rake. thankfully only hit me in the chest both times

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3 points

Watch yer step Mr Terwiliger

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9 points

maybe the only really bad thing is that nobody got it on video?

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6 points

agreed. probably hilarious from the correct angle

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3 points

“Alright! Back to 1 everybody!! Get those ice-packs ready… aaaaaannnd… ACTION!!”

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Holy shit mate. No concussion? Happy to hear you’re doing better today.

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4 points

Oh, don’t feel bad. I would’ve laughed at you just as much yesterday.

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Oh shit I did that detailing a model x once. Stupid gullwing doors

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A pirate walks into the bar with a ship’s steering wheel attached to the belt.

The bar tender asks, “What’s up with the wheel?”

The pirate responds, “ARR, IT’S DRIVIN ME NUTS!”

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Any of you guys remember the wholesome Vernon or good dog meme?

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