Like just commenting a friendly joke, a compliment or something like that

Ah the irony of the fedi feed sometimes…

I want to know what angered the garden gnome

Thants not just any garden gnome, that’s David the Gnome.

There used to be a subreddit that posted juxtapositions like this. I love it.

God I love Cyanide and Happiness.

Thanks! Here’s the tax:

Hey Shadow, what do you think of this guy’s cock?

That’s a mighty fine cock for pissing on wives.

yesterday, i hit myself in the forehead with a car door almost knocking myself out, generating serious pain and a giant goose-egg hematoma.

its funnier today

I gave myself myself a concussion almost the same way, except my clumsy ass was getting into my car and I slammed the side of my head on the roof of my car, everything went black, and then the door that I had already started to swing shut came and slammed into the other side of my head, knocking me back to my senses. I had a dent above my ear for a year lol.

i stepped on a rake at work, a few minutes later i stepped on the same rake. thankfully only hit me in the chest both times

Watch yer step Mr Terwiliger

maybe the only really bad thing is that nobody got it on video?

agreed. probably hilarious from the correct angle

“Alright! Back to 1 everybody!! Get those ice-packs ready… aaaaaannnd… ACTION!!”

Holy shit mate. No concussion? Happy to hear you’re doing better today.

Oh, don’t feel bad. I would’ve laughed at you just as much yesterday.

Oh shit I did that detailing a model x once. Stupid gullwing doors

A pirate walks into the bar with a ship’s steering wheel attached to the belt.

The bar tender asks, “What’s up with the wheel?”

The pirate responds, “ARR, IT’S DRIVIN ME NUTS!”

Any of you guys remember the wholesome Vernon or good dog meme?

A “Showerthought” is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you’re doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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