17 points
product page screenshots and not an order confirmation screen
Pussy.
10 points
75 points
Don’t do it! Ghosts will show up and ruin your Christmas.
20 points
At least the ghosts are helping us in the War on Christmas. Somebody’s gotta be on the side of against Christmas in order for the culture war to make any sense.
8 points
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2 points
I dunno, sleeping naked is the best. Once I started sleeping naked, I could never go back, it just feels weird to have any clothes on in bed now.
The only reason I will put clothes on is if Im spiking a fever, so Ill put on some clothes to get my temp spike faster as I wait for the ibuprofen to kick in or the temp to reach the set point, then Ill undress.
21 points
needs more bifocals and mutton chops
