75 points
Don’t do it! Ghosts will show up and ruin your Christmas.
20 points
At least the ghosts are helping us in the War on Christmas. Somebody’s gotta be on the side of against Christmas in order for the culture war to make any sense.
8 points
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44 points
I don’t know how well you’ll sleep with those four spirits visiting you, but sweet dreams.
3 points
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27 points
I feel like the only person in the world who can’t stand polyester, especially in bed
23 points
8 points
3 points
My mother is allergic to it. Real pain in the ass. You’re not the only one.
3 points
2 points
1 point
21 points
needs more bifocals and mutton chops
19 points
The “snoreee mimimimi” fit
