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Sometimes I wish I was illiterate.

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I, on the other hand, just want to experience this now.

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47 points

I had to get my septum surgically corrected and let me tell you that when the boogers/blood clots came out, it was exactly like OP described

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23 points

So…break my septum?

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well congratulations, you are now.

hello illiterate, i’m fest

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Ok but as a rule use voyagers share as image feature next time (/¯ ಠ_ಠ)/¯

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22 points

That sounds like some black magic type shit

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Example:

Via:

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10 points

this is amazing

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3 points

Pretty cool.

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35 points

This is one of those things no one talks about but should. This is what the morning after do8ng a bunch if cocaine is like every time.

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Except then you eat it and your mouth is numb for a bit and it helps the hangover

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52 points

It would have cost you nothing to not write this comment…

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6 points

Hahaha

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That’s Dr Niels Bohr, renowned physicist, he can eat quantum coke boogies he earned it

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7 points

Mmm gross

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Disgusting…

Can someone punch me in the nose? I’m curious what this feels like now >u<

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10 points

I get mild sinus infections through the year and get about half a dozen or so smaller ones a month.

I don’t know how else to describe it when one of those brain tickling bastards comes sliding out, but mine is the feeling of relief from a clear nose mixed with the tingling sensation when I’m about to nut. That feeling can make my day

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Would we even be a proper link aggregator site without comments that belong in an encyclopedia of filth? This is just the foreword…

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