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Java: “Sorry, but the developers of Peanut didn’t declare it to implement the Crackable interface, even though it has all the relevant methods, so if you want to treat it like a nut your choices are write a wrapper class or call those methods using Reflections”

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Swift’s extensions system has spoiled me, and I feel the pain of this whenever I have to write Java

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You should take a look at kotlin, pretty similar to swift and fully interoperable with java.

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Ditto, but Rust’s traits. God those are so fun. It’s like duck typing a la Python but you can just slap whatever methods you want on a foreign type without worrying about breaking anything because they’re only visible to the current crate (or other crates that import the Trait)

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Rust is more like: unless you can mathematically prove to me that this is equivalent to a nut there is no ducking way I’ll ever let you compiled this.

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If you can make safe Rust segfault you’re doing something wrong.

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To be fair, you are doing something wrong if you’re app segfaults no matter what anguage you wrote it in…

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IME Rust programs crash at about the same rate as other languages. “Rewrite everything in Rust” hasn’t made much of a difference for me, so far.

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It actually is possible to segfault in safe Rust, although it is considered a bug. Proofs of concept are shown in this cve-rs crate.

If you want an explanation of why this happens, I recommend this video: https://youtu.be/vfMpIsJwpjU

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Have you really used Rust or are you spreading FUD? I have not managed to cause even a single segfault in my 8 years of writing Rust code. Nor have I heard anyone else complaining about it, other than deliberately as proof of concept.

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Refering to cve-rs but only one commenter got it

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It won’t segfault but it’ll absolutely panic over an unwrap at some point.

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Why are you getting downwoted man, getting segfaults in safe rust is on compiler not us. When you segfault in C and such it’s almost always your fault, if you manage to do that in rust it’s a bug in compiler.

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Because the rust crowd spent a lot of time learning rust, and they’ll be damned if it isn’t the literal savior catch all silver bullet solution to programming.

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13 points

And hot take, but that’s good. I’m absolutely stupid enough for idiot gloves like that.

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I am static_casting the nut_t*. Pray I don’t static_cast it any further.

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reinterpret_cast<int*>(&a_nut)

I like to live dangerously.

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I just dabbled in javascript again, and that description is spot on!

console.log(‘javascript operators are b’ + ‘a’ + + ‘a’ + ‘a’);

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BaNaNa

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Terracotta

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Pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms, olives, chives!

Oh wait wrong song.

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I can‘t believe you’ve done this

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Well, not by accident.

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The only reason people use JS is because it’s the defacto language of browsers. As a language it’s dogshit filled with all kinds of unpleasant traps.

Here is a fun one I discovered the other day:

new Date('2022-10-9').toUTCString() === 'Sat, 08 Oct 2022 23:00:00 GMT'
new Date('2022-10-09').toUTCString() === 'Sun, 09 Oct 2022 00:00:00 GMT'

So padding a day of the month with a 0 or not changes the result by 1 hour. Every browser does the same so I assume this is a legacy thing. It’s supposed to be padded but any sane language would throw an exception if it was malformed. Not JavaScript.

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In Java, it’s not called the Crackable interface.

It’s the Nuttable interface.

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How do I know if something is Nuttable?

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Actually it’s AbstractNutAndShellsFactory

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Provided your method specifies a strongly bound type you can ensure that you get your nut.

void dischargeNut(T extends Nut) { ... }
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strongly bound you say?

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