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Rust is more like: unless you can mathematically prove to me that this is equivalent to a nut there is no ducking way I’ll ever let you compiled this.

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And hot take, but that’s good. I’m absolutely stupid enough for idiot gloves like that.

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If you can make safe Rust segfault you’re doing something wrong.

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To be fair, you are doing something wrong if you’re app segfaults no matter what anguage you wrote it in…

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It actually is possible to segfault in safe Rust, although it is considered a bug. Proofs of concept are shown in this cve-rs crate.

If you want an explanation of why this happens, I recommend this video: https://youtu.be/vfMpIsJwpjU

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IME Rust programs crash at about the same rate as other languages. “Rewrite everything in Rust” hasn’t made much of a difference for me, so far.

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Have you really used Rust or are you spreading FUD? I have not managed to cause even a single segfault in my 8 years of writing Rust code. Nor have I heard anyone else complaining about it, other than deliberately as proof of concept.

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Refering to cve-rs but only one commenter got it

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It won’t segfault but it’ll absolutely panic over an unwrap at some point.

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Why are you getting downwoted man, getting segfaults in safe rust is on compiler not us. When you segfault in C and such it’s almost always your fault, if you manage to do that in rust it’s a bug in compiler.

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Because the rust crowd spent a lot of time learning rust, and they’ll be damned if it isn’t the literal savior catch all silver bullet solution to programming.

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StackOverflow: Question closed as duplicate. Someone else already asked whether or not something is a nut.

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“Question closed as duplicate”

The question it’s a duplicate of: “How to programmatically prove a hotdog is a sandwich?”

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Seriously, i just googled how much energy would be needed to put 1Kg in LEO. Ofc there’s a StakOverflow to it asking the same question and none of 4 answers answer the question and one is like “This seems like a complicated way of doing it. Instead of asking the minimum energy…”.

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1 answer: use the fucking search

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First search result brings you to this answer.

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“It’s 2024! Why are people still trying to classify nuts? Just use some expensive cloud solution that doesn’t really solve your problem”

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Java: “Sorry, but the developers of Peanut didn’t declare it to implement the Crackable interface, even though it has all the relevant methods, so if you want to treat it like a nut your choices are write a wrapper class or call those methods using Reflections”

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Swift’s extensions system has spoiled me, and I feel the pain of this whenever I have to write Java

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You should take a look at kotlin, pretty similar to swift and fully interoperable with java.

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Ditto, but Rust’s traits. God those are so fun. It’s like duck typing a la Python but you can just slap whatever methods you want on a foreign type without worrying about breaking anything because they’re only visible to the current crate (or other crates that import the Trait)

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C# should actually be “What Java said, except it’s ICrackable”.

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No, actually C#'s answer should be: “What Java said - hold on, what Python said sounds good too, and C++'s stuff is pretty cool too - let’s go with all of the above.”

C#, or as I like to call it “the Borg of programming languages”.

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I got my first software developer role last year and it was the first time I’d written C#, I was more TypeScript. Now we use both but I must say I really like C# now that I’m used to it.

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I think most programmers would like C# if they spent time with it. It is getting a bit complex because the joke about it over borrowing from other languages is on the money. It is a nice language though and pretty damn fast these days all things considered.

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even nicer is F#. join us brother, you can do everything that you can do in C# but better

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Would the equivalent Rust trait be Crack?

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AsCrack

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Into<dyn AsCrack>

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In Java, it’s not called the Crackable interface.

It’s the Nuttable interface.

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Actually it’s AbstractNutAndShellsFactory

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Provided your method specifies a strongly bound type you can ensure that you get your nut.

void dischargeNut(T extends Nut) { ... }
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strongly bound you say?

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How do I know if something is Nuttable?

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