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yeah because I have a real job (retail) not whispering to the lightning through the haunted frame like yall

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Damn apparently you’re a poet too

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“Shopkeeper” would be a pretty damn good job title too compared to retail.

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‘Shopkeeper’ implies you might actually own the shop you keep. Modern retail provides few such jobs.

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4 points

I don’t think the people in the 1700s would care

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6 points

Working in a shop is a skill as old as civilization.

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I (programmer and team leader) get requests from the king (management and project manager) and pass them to the peasants (code monkeys), clean after their shit (QA and code review). I get peanuts in return while the king keep most of the loot.

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Bob: “why can’t the king just ask the peasants directly?”

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I’M A PEOPLE PERSON!!!

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I’M A PEASANT PERSON, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU NOBLES, WHY CAN’T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT

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9 points

The project manager is your peer, not your king.

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It all depends on the project and the team. On some, you work with and along the PM and all is good, and other times you get dictated unconnected requests that you need to fight or ignore.

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Thankfully I’ve only ever worked in the first environment.

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Ah, so you’re the grand vizier court jester.

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That definitely define my everyday job experience.

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I get peanuts in return while the king keep most of the loot.

Well, at least this part hasn’t changed.

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I’d avoid magic on that one, since modern ideas about how magic works are pretty influenced by technology now. I suspect this would be gibberish to them.

How about “we have machines so complicated that it’s hard to set them, and my job is to try to change the settings on them and usually fail”?

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Not sure if the concept of “settings” would be something they can relate to.

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I was wondering about that too. I think they had adjustable tools in common use, but I could be wrong. They might have also used a different word when changing the depth “setting” of their horse-drawn plow, although “to set” has got to be a pretty old verb.

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Even better: “our clocks in the future are very complex and it’s my job to keep them working”.

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That would be more a like a sysadmin, though. OP has to introduce new functionality, which I’d want to emphasise.

They could say they’re a creator of automata, and the past people would picture basically robots, but that implies a more physical type of building, and also that they create things that are purely decorative or for entertainment.

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We got this sand and tought it to do math. I give the math sand very specific instructions to do a task. There are many people like me, and a good chunk of them are giving the sand instructions to show silly cat pictures.

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I wonder if it would be better to go with sand, or a new metal, given that the average person in 1700 would know the process of smelting ore better than most of the people here. Either way they’re not going to see the point without some explanation, because they’d think it’s easy enough just to draw a cat yourself.

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Yeah, something like “We have machines with thousands of switches that can do complicated things depending on how you set the switches. My job is flipping those switches so the machine performs the desired task as best as possible”…?

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“what is this ‘switch’ of which thou speakest?”

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I was trying to figure out a way to describe the interface to 1700’s people, given that all the machines they have require very up-close manipulation of the mechanisms to alter. My best guess is as a table covered in triggers like on a crossbow, but that reset themselves. You can tell what they’re doing with a sort of scroll that comes out with stamps on it. That’s still more like a 1970’s dumb terminal than a laptop, but I don’t want to try and describe screens or cursors before I can make sure they understand the concept that not all machines have to be mechanical, which I don’t think would be clear to them automatically.

I’m guessing at that point it sounds weird and alienating to them, and they might actually think their job as a peasant seems less depressing, especially if I bring up punctuality requirements compared to the 1700’s, where meetings would wait days for someone. White-collar work is better once you can understand what’s happening abstractly, or at least is for me, but no hard deadlines for anything does indeed sound great. They also may have gotten winters off, depending on latitude.

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I’d go by ‘mechanical devices’, there were hardly any machines in our understanding back then.

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Well, they did have clocks, even some early portable ones, and “automata” which were a bit like modern animatronics. Power applications like mills, too. I don’t know what word would work best, though.

I’m guessing they’d picture OP running around a giant room filled with clockwork, going at things with a pry bar and wedges. That is a bit like how computers worked in their first decade, albeit electrically rather than mechanically. Later in the 18th century they invented the punchcard loom, so that would be a good point of reference, but we’re all the way back in 1700.

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It is a thinking engine. No further questions.

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Folks in 1700 understood what an engineer was. I’d just tell them I design really complicated looms.

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Can you get it to draw bewbs? Asking for a friend

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That’s the point they burn you at the stake for being a witch.

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Well, if they weigh the same as a duck

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I’m a chemist, so I’d just tell them that I’m an alchemist.

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Ooh, good idea. I’m an alprogrammer. Or is it alware algineer?

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So close, yet so very wrong.

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Apothecary might be better.

To be honest you might get away with moving the term chemistry forward a couple of decades

Beginning around 1720, a rigid distinction began to be drawn for the first time between “alchemy” and “chemistry”.[104][105] By the 1740s, “alchemy” was now restricted to the realm of gold making, leading to the popular belief that alchemists were charlatans, and the tradition itself nothing more than a fraud.[102][105]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alchemy

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My career hasn’t changed much since the 1700s, I’m a winemaker. Our company doesn’t have a vineyard we buy grapes from farmers, so our winery is in the city not some villa on the hill. At first glance our warehouse full of barrels is pretty similar to an old school winery. I could show my counterpart advances we have made in automation, like our bottling line or the giant industrial press, and I bet they’d get a kick out of moving stacks of barrels or fermentation tanks with a forklift. Using food grade plastic instead of wood makes cleaning easier, and our pump is electric not hand driven, but ultimately little has changed. Our wine lab is pretty high tech and probably the main exception, I dont think they tested for things like acidity and sulfur levels until the industrial revolution. I was literally just talking about this yesterday with my coworker. We had the bottling line out in the yard and we were sanitizing it by pumping boiling water through it with a diesel powered compressor. My contemporary may not understand sanitizing, or the equipment we used to do it, but he would easily understand the bottler and the importance of keeping it clean. I would love to share a few bottles of modern wine with a pre industrial master and vice versa.

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i bet they’d get a kick out of moving stacks of barrels or fermentation tanks with a forklift.

Yeah, that would be really impressive!

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“What are you going to tell me next, you have a one-time cure for consumption?”

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That’s witchcraft you’re talking about! Burn them! 😁

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