14 points

I’m a programmer. I think I would explain it as creating and operating mechanical contraptions that help students find books to read and help them write new works and send them to professors. I work at a university and that is basically what our program does.

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I (programmer and team leader) get requests from the king (management and project manager) and pass them to the peasants (code monkeys), clean after their shit (QA and code review). I get peanuts in return while the king keep most of the loot.

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39 points

Bob: “why can’t the king just ask the peasants directly?”

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29 points

I’M A PEOPLE PERSON!!!

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10 points

I’M A PEASANT PERSON, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU NOBLES, WHY CAN’T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT

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9 points

The project manager is your peer, not your king.

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5 points

It all depends on the project and the team. On some, you work with and along the PM and all is good, and other times you get dictated unconnected requests that you need to fight or ignore.

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2 points

Thankfully I’ve only ever worked in the first environment.

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5 points

Ah, so you’re the grand vizier court jester.

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8 points

That definitely define my everyday job experience.

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2 points

I get peanuts in return while the king keep most of the loot.

Well, at least this part hasn’t changed.

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8 points

I give people rides in my horse and buggy in exchange for cash and sometimes barter.

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You could actually do better, I think. You drive a carriage for hire, but It’s equipped with something like a (fire powered) water wheel so it doesn’t need horses.

Edit: It also might be of interest to them that ordinary people can afford your services. In their time schmucks walked.

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2 points

True. My creativity doesn’t come out with story telling like this. My creativity is more of the MacGyver type.

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That’s probably for the best. When’s the last time this situation came up? Haha.

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11 points

So basically we have these extremely powerful but terribly stupid machines that can basically do anything as long as you know how to talk to them and tell them exactly how to do what you want them to do. I’m that guy who talks to these machines and make them do what people want.

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5 points

I tell my users it’s magic. My job is to be a wizard. When I write new programs it’s coming up with a new spell.

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I think my job would be understandable at a basic level. My job involves healthcare, which has massively changed since the 1700s, but the basics are still there and would likely make sense to people.

I look at organs to find and document disease.

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35 points

A witch!

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11 points

Let’s toss them in a lake! If they die they weren’t a witch! If they don’t… We then know they are a witch!

Either way… Huzzah!

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10 points

We have found a witch, may we burn her?

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6 points

“So how do you guys get used to tasting piss so often?”

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11 points

Ah, a barber!

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3 points

Anatomical pathologist

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Close! But I don’t have big enough brains or the paycheck to match lol. You could think of me as a glorified human butcher…far more crude than a surgeon. The pathologist gets the end result after all the blood and guts are out of the way haha. (Unless you’re a forensic pathologist…they slug around in guts all day!)

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How do you get into that line of work??? Not because I want to, just morbid curiosity. I’m too squeamish.

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