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I can never not think of that short wave of Nancy Reagan throat goat memes a few years back

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Blowies so good they caused brain damage.

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I have now added “throat-game” to my vocabulary.

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Happy Mother’s Day!

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Every mothers day deserves a mother’s night!

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It’s a time-tested hack though. We do spray chloraseptic down our throats to make cocks easier to handle

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You can also use benzocaine spray, works a hell of alot better than phenol. …I heard from a friend.

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Ahh thanks for the tip

(Sure unintentional pun intended)

But wait a minute, does benzocaine numb the penis too? We don’t want to numb the penis.

Is benzocaine only available via prescription?

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When you wanna give a 3 hour blowjob his delayed ejaculation is a positive side effect.

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Numbs anything it comes into contact with I imagine, and no. Vicks even has a benzocaine throat soray, which saves my ass during the spring pollen-pocalypse

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I am ashamed to admit I have never tried this, and just learned to throat the hard way. :/

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Oh for sure I agree I am the same. I think I only tried chloraseptic once or twice. More trouble than it’s worth honestly. Nothing can come between my throat’s lust for 🍆

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Verbally roast your teammate like a real gamer!

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