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inconceivable!

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Wallace Shawn is based

https://youtu.be/JvhPP6zHnsw

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Oh, and we could have an X-men crossover with Danny DiVito as Wolverine.

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I dunno what happens to actors when they play James Bond, but they tend to physically fall apart afterwards. Daniel Craig somehow looks like he’s 80 now

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Someone already mentioned Craig so I’m going over the rest.

  • Brosnan was 48? during his last Bond movie and I think he looked good in The November Man, which was 10 years after his last Bond movie. He’s 70 now so obviously he looks like shit now.
  • Dalton looked great in Hot Fuzz and that was almost 20 years after his Bond movies. Dalton is nearing 80 so he also obviously looks like shit now.
  • Moore, if I did my math right, was almost 60 when he Bond career ended. I have no idea what he did after Bond but when you stop being Bond at his age it shouldn’t come as a surprise if you physically fall off.
  • And then we have Connery who had a long career after Bond.

I’d say it’s been mostly Craig who has “fallen apart” but I also think he bulked up for Bond and it took a toll because he pushed beyond his natural physique (he was much leaner before Bond).

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Casino Royale was 17 years ago and he was already almost 40 then.

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Inconceivable!

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