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Inconvenience

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I do not think that word means what you think it means.

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Inconsolable?

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A quantum of inconsolable!

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You Fell Victim to One of the Classic Blunders

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c/nottheonion, surely?

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Maybe they’re testing the waters as a joke first.

…unless?

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If it were a couple decades ago I would’ve believed it, but Wallace Shawn is literally 80 years old.

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Inconceivable!

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I’d watch the ever loving fuck out of this.

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I was gonna say same. Give him all kinds of crazy gadgets but make him super serious.

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Jaymth Bond!

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It’s a 2-hour long dialogue between Bond (played by Wallace Shawn) and a villainous billionaire media mogul Fryston Gallibre (played by Peter Capaldi) who is trying to collapse western democracy through ever more bland homogenized remakes of beloved franchises.

In the end, Fryston realizes that Bond has never seen any of these movies or shows and isn’t really a fanboy of anything so he is immune to this assault on culture. Bond actually leaves confused and when trying to explain the whole thing back at the office he stops mid-sentence and asks the widowed Mrs. Money Penny (Judi Dench) If she’d like to go see a movie together, “apparently they’re quite popular!”

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Buddy.you dream too much… Keep at it!

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My Dinner with Bond.

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Can’t wait for those action figures.

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“But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the martini in front of me.”

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