87 points

Turn them into arenas where the public can hunt millionaires for sport.

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If I sell bows and arrows for hunting millionaires and I made a million dollars in profit… We cool, right?..

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The last capitalist we shoot will be the one who sold us the bows and arrows.

Of course it’s not really you making that million dollars, it’d be the workers who make and sell the bows+arrows you’re stealing that profit from.

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Cool, unrelated: I’m looking for a market analyst that can determine the safest time to stop selling arrows without needing to worry about “returns”

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10 points

Least anarchic lemming

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3 points

Ah the inverse running man

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74 points

A while back ago, there was an abandoned mall, a company bought it and allowed anybody to rent a small space in the open mall as a small business shop. People would put up curtains as walls and rent was very cheap.

The place was full of small vendors, more classy than a flea market, especially with the AC, but many artists selling all forms, and many odd widgets being sold. There was even a place that did custom glass blowing, etc etc. it was a real pleasure to be in and a community thrived there.

Importantly it was open consistently each day, so you could just randomly pop in and see what’s up.

From what I understand, the place was even making a profit, but apparently not enough. It was eventually sold and now it warehouses antique cars.

I think all those artists and small vendors vanished or moved online.

I miss it.

It was good.

I’d like more of those back, and to experience what community could develop from that.

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So they could essentially make the mall business model work by not charging ridiculous rents? Maybe it’s just greed that killed malls to begin with.

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Haha, that’s kinda what I was thinking, they turned the mall into a… Mall

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I mean, greed is what is killing our society.

But specifically about malls; I was a manager at a big department store inside a mall for a couples years. The year before COVID, the mall switched to a new renting model that was ridiculous. I can’t remember the exact details, but the price per square foot went up substantially for smaller stores. Later that year I remember having to do rounds of the mall to report to corporate how many stores were closing.

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Probably got bought by a private equity firm trying to squeeze the last bits of profit out of it before offloading it to some sucker. I’m sure that one year they jacked up rent looked really good on paper until those shops had taken the time to figure out their next move.

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63 points

Fill it with scorpions. I will not be taking questions.

Good day.

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17 points

Surface area, or actual volume?

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19 points

What did they just fucking say

(Jk ofc)

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5 points

In this former office complex we measure scorpions by the gallon like god intended

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3 points

‘Scorpions by the Gallon’ new thrash metal band name

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Please, scorpions can only be measured in miles per hour you pleb.

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The first rule of scorpion building is, you do not ask about scorpion building!

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49 points

Paintball. So many times in the 90s I’ve fantasized about this while at the mall.

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19 points

… in go-carts.

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37 points

Seems like a good place for free public housing.

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Yes! I’d suggest some mixed zoning sprinkled on top, so you don’t need a car to access bare minimum amenities.

And architects who have in-depth knowledge and experience on how to design public spaces, experienced lighting engineers, and appropriate funding to make sure it doesn’t follow the same failures that previous projects have encountered

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8 points

Conversion of commercial property for residential use is ruinous and suboptimal.

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9 points

Not if they tear it down and rebuild it appropriately

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Most malls are in very inconvenient locations if you don’t have a car, tho. Unless you plan on providing every conceivable service right there and/or add reliable public transport links, it’s probably not the way to go.

You’d basically be building a bunch of apartment blocks near a highway interchange.

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I should have written “buildings”.

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