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Well, they are just ahead of their time.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barkley,_Shut_Up_and_Jam:_Gaiden (It’s stupid fun)

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How have I never heard of this?!

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SNES emulator, if you can’t find it let me know I have it on my desktop. The story is so fucking good dumb. So fucking dumb in the best way. Gameplay is actually alright, like an old SNES RPG.

Here is the mood music. https://youtu.be/lWKQiZVBtu4?si=_hH1cn01OeJgcEKH

Edit: ahhhhhh I can’t simp any harder for this game, just the plot gets me going.

“In 2041 “post-cyberpocalyptic Neo New York”, Charles Barkley performs a powerful “Chaos Dunk” at a basketball game, inadvertently killing most of the people in attendance. As a result, basketball is outlawed and many basketball players are hunted down and killed.”

It just gets crazier from there…

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Amazing. I’m going to have to try this one of these days.

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Shut Up and Jam Gaiden is not playable on a SNES emulator, sadly.

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https://talesofgames.com/related_game/barkley-shut-up-jam-gaiden

This is the developer’s website. It’s not an SNES ROM and it’s perfectly legal to download. I believe they made it in RPGMaker.

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Ok, THAT makes sense. Thanks!

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24 points

Wait, so standard orange color basketballs are made of Oompa Loompa skin? Gaahhhhhhh!!!

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Special Presidential edition

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Was going to make a similar joke

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Can’t afford the $175M price tag.

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I’m sad to report that this is not true.

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Aw, well maybe it’s coming!

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If Apple really wanted to spearhead sportsball representation, theyd give me a Harlem Globetrotters color option.

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Th- that’s what she said

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What iOS version?

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Most recent. I just updated yesterday.

Barring a bug in a recent beta, this is probably not going to actually happen.

(As cool as it may be.)

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What iOS version?

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Most recent isn’t an iOS version.

Depending on your device, the latest iOS version is either iOS 12.5.7, 15.8.2, 16.7.7 or 17.4.1

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Thanks. It seemed too stupid to make up, but also too stupid for Apple to actually do it…

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Is the ball made of me, or am I made of ball?

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🏀 Excellent (human leather)

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Look if they didn’t want to be made into basketballs they should have stopped raiding me.

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