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If your pet had the ability to answer only one question, what would you ask?

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My husband and both gave the obvious and identical answer. I’m really curious to see what Lemmy comes up with.

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Call me Lenny/Leni@lemm.eeM
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“What are your communication cues so I don’t have to ask more than one question?”

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ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
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That’s a good one! We both went to “how can I make your life better?” But yours would ensure long-term understanding.

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mojo_raisin@lemmy.world
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Can you please stop peeing everywhere?

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Risk@feddit.uk
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“No.”

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ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
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I’d like to believe that my dog would say yes, but you are probably right.

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Today@lemmy.world
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What can i do to encourage you pee and poop in one of the 5 boxes?!

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bean@lemmy.world
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Do you trim their claws? My girl cat we don’t. She’s too difficult. Boy cat we do. He’s bigger and can dominate her. She stresses. Pees. Trim boys claws, playing field evened. No pee. Are least this is the working theory. As the boxes are kept pretty clean.

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betheydocrime@lemmy.world
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WHO’S A GOOD BOY!?

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metaStatic@kbin.social
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The only correct question

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Tramdan@sh.itjust.works
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What can I do you make you happy?

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ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
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My thoughts exactly, but then… with my dogs the answer would be “walks and treats all the time forever,” and then I’d have to explain to them how that’s not realistic.

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intelisense@lemm.ee
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One last chance to decide - do you want to be inside or outside?

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Cloudless ☼@feddit.uk
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Now your cat is going to explain quantum tunnelling in the answer.

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ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
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This one made my husband laugh a very heartily laugh. One of our dogs is “can’t decide” type and the other is “I really love outside, but I will follow dog #1 no matter what,” which results in this weird game of “WTF DO YOU WANT?” with both of them daily.

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Agent641@lemmy.world
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“Yes.”

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