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If your pet had the ability to answer only one question, what would you ask?

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My husband and both gave the obvious and identical answer. I’m really curious to see what Lemmy comes up with.

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mycathas9lives@lemmy.world
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What is the most important thing you want me to know?

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ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
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Honestly, I think this one wins, maybe tied with the “what are your communication cues.” Let them decide what’s important, even if it’s trivial for us.

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mojo_raisin@lemmy.world
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Can you please stop peeing everywhere?

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Today@lemmy.world
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What can i do to encourage you pee and poop in one of the 5 boxes?!

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bean@lemmy.world
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Do you trim their claws? My girl cat we don’t. She’s too difficult. Boy cat we do. He’s bigger and can dominate her. She stresses. Pees. Trim boys claws, playing field evened. No pee. Are least this is the working theory. As the boxes are kept pretty clean.

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Risk@feddit.uk
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“No.”

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ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
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I’d like to believe that my dog would say yes, but you are probably right.

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Tramdan@sh.itjust.works
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What can I do you make you happy?

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ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
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My thoughts exactly, but then… with my dogs the answer would be “walks and treats all the time forever,” and then I’d have to explain to them how that’s not realistic.

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TheIvoryTower@lemmy.world
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Why do you keep eating cat poo? It’s full of toxoplasmosis. It’s going to kill you. Why? WHY?

Oh sorry, that’s 3 questions.

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ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
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I appreciate the sheer emotion in your questions. I can tell you’ve been through this a lot.

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TehWorld@lemmy.world
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Will you please stop barking at EVERYTHING ALL THE TIME INCLUDING YOUR OWN IMAGINARY WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT IT IS THAT YOU THINK YOU NEED TO BARK YOUR HEAD OFF AT please?

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Cloudless ☼@feddit.uk
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And the answer is no. You’ve used up your question.

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