90 points

Uhhhh… Homer has three kids, surely?

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Uhhhh… Homer has three kids, surely?

Only two of them, along with his wife, love him.

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5 points

Maggie hates his guts.

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According to the available tax information he has nine kids, one of which is a Vietnam veteran.

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49 points

Why can’t I have no kids and three money??

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21 points

C’mon, Marge, the dog doesn’t count as a kid.

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204 points

He’s not? There’s literally an episode about how Homer is so lucky in life that he drives a man insane.

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56 points

And the man’s estranged bastard son!

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22 points

He happened to like hookers.

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8 points

He’s like Candid but doesn’t make you want to gauge your eyes out just to avoid reading the book, but it’s due in you philosophy class and you can’t afford to fail.

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1 point

What’s the issue with reading Candid?

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2 points

It’s not a long book but it is for me very frustrating to read.

It’s about an optimist who keeps dismissing the shitty things happening to/around because it’ll all work out.

I just did not enjoy reading it at all.

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50 points

In fairness, that entire episode was lampshade hanging

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23 points

What is lampshade hanging?

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22 points

Calling themselves out on how ridiculous the situation is, basically.

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7 points

I also never heard it before, probably should have, here’s the first part of the definition from TV tropes:

“Lampshade Hanging (or, more informally, “Lampshading”) is the writers’ trick of dealing with any element of the story that seems too dubious to take at face value, whether a very implausible plot development or a particularly blatant use of a trope, by calling attention to it and simply moving on.”

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Lampshade Hanging (or, more informally, “Lampshading”) is the writers’ trick of dealing with any element of the story that seems too dubious to take at face value, whether a very implausible plot development or a particularly blatant use of a trope, by calling attention to it and simply moving on.

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LampshadeHanging

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7 points

Yeah, I don’t think he’s portrayed as a loser, just as dumb. You don’t need to be smart to be successful in this world.

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39 points

I live in a single room above a bowling alley and below another bowling alley

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55 points

Because he’s a little overweight, and in 1989, that was reason enough to laugh at someone.

Plus, all of those were commonplace thirty years ago.

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26 points

Homer is like average North American weight now haha

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He’s also endearingly dumb, it’s why everyone likes him in the first place.

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13 points

He’s portrayed as a loser due to being self-unaware and generally clueless.

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