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"Why is my human slave not moving my stuff to different rooms according to my set schedule? Why do I, a god, have to do it myself? Bastet, take note of this great insubordination! "

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The screaming could also mean:

“I have been up all night watching these babies and I am exhausted! Not one of them was hungry! I need some me time with my face in the catnip plant. Someone watch them while I’m passed out… and no more catnip for the babies! They all still smell like catnip from the last time you looked after them.”

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10 points

Churlish!

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I have a friend who is a college professor. He said that he has on more than one occasion called his class churlish.

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78 points

She wants to have babies. Cat mothers carry their offspring around.

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26 points

In a “I’m horny” way or in a “I’m suffering” way?

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51 points

Is there a difference?

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9 points

Probably in more of a “Everything I’m evolved for tells me that I should have babies but I don’t” way.

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13 points

I have a male cat that loves to sing when he’s got a toy in his mouth

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Same here. Our tabby (boy) will fetch his mouse and yell/squeak about it. We think he thinks he sounds fierce.

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10 points

Probably her motherly instincts just kick in. So toys are babies. The cat is probably sterilized.

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My 19 year old cat does this “scream” when we give her people-food. She carries it up to the sofa she lives on and screams. Apparently it’s because she’s “proud of her kill” and wants to show it off, but i think she’s saying “Thanks human, we share”

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She thinks of the toys as her babies. Do they squeak? That can often trigger that reaction from female cats.

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If I’m chronically intoxicated by cats, does that make me catholic?

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Nah, just Toxoplasmosis.

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Toxoplasmosis makes you Catholic?
I knew those bastards were lying about the rite of baptism! Now I know what’s in that holy water: cat piss.

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Only if you believe in Saint Cathol

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