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tf brb mean

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It’s blowing my mind that you don’t know what brb means.

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Be right back

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Okay, but can you let me know what it means after you get back?

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Sure might take some time tho.

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as a man in his 30s how tf kids not know brb

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Cause they’re always on their phones so they literally never have to BRB. The few of them who still use computers will just open Discord on their phones and continue the conversation if they have to step away from the keyboard for any reason.

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This is…sad

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I feel like BRB for me was when I was in an AIM chatroom and my mom had to make a phone call, so I’d have to get logged off. And I’d say BRB but would inevitably never be B.

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Their parents are also constantly online, so they never get yanked from an online match

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How do you know what tf means but not brb? Holy shit haha

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Big Red Butthole

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“Big red butthole crying” is probably not the reaction grey was going for tbh…

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Going afk

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Team Fortress Barber?

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The brb is the word

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Balls Rightfully Blue.

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Imagine having self esteem so low that you convince yourself (or actually believe) that the creepiest shit imaginable is romantic.

Hell, I’ve lived with depression with suicidal ideation since I was like 7 but at least I’m not crazy.

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You… You can’t imagine anything creepier than someone jerking off to a picture of you? I’m not sure if I should admire your innocence or warn you about the world out there

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Allow me to explain this little thing called “hyperbole.”

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I mean context is important, not creepy if they’re a couple.

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Romantic? No. Creepy? Definitely not, unless they’re total strangers (or worse, family).

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“brb crying” -> 🥹

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Omg she said she’s coming back - that guy probably

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Honestly? Someone telling me this would do absolute wonders for my self esteem, ngl

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I had someone say they wanted me (as part of a conversation about preferences, not totally off topic) and it was honestly really flattering. I told em I was ace and we moved on. It was like seven years ago but I’ll cherish that memory forever…

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My housemate-and-best-friend wants me a lot. I’m ace and aro. We have an understanding.

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isn’t that hellah weird to think about though

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I mean, kinda, yeah. But people masturbate. They’re not hurting anyone doing it. The idea that anyone had masturbated thinking of me would be a self esteem booster. That said, that’s a pipe dream. Ain’t nobody ever got off to all of this outside of an actual sexual encounter. Lmao

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YOURE BEAUTIFUL IVE JERKED OFF TO ONE OF YOUR COMMENTS BEFORE. NOT EVEN A PICTURE

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I’ll think of you next time I masturbate <3

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TBH, and not with the intention of hurting your self-esteem, girl-pretty and gay-pretty seem to be quite different, in my experience.

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Yes, gay-pretty is more soft and “feminine”.

Source: I’m gay-pretty

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Omg, what a true answer, it happened to me too. And more than once, if I were gay I wouldn’t even have to worry, I’ve always been very liked by gays, I don’t know why, but it’s true.

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Probably your beautiful cock, friend

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Just need a pic I guess. Haha /s.

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Unless…?

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??

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it was difficult but i managed it :)

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