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some secrets are completely acceptable to take to the grave

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I suspect this is a partner of some kind considering they have access to nudes?

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Honestly? Someone telling me this would do absolute wonders for my self esteem, ngl

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isn’t that hellah weird to think about though

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I mean, kinda, yeah. But people masturbate. They’re not hurting anyone doing it. The idea that anyone had masturbated thinking of me would be a self esteem booster. That said, that’s a pipe dream. Ain’t nobody ever got off to all of this outside of an actual sexual encounter. Lmao

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YOURE BEAUTIFUL IVE JERKED OFF TO ONE OF YOUR COMMENTS BEFORE. NOT EVEN A PICTURE

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I’ll think of you next time I masturbate <3

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Omg, what a true answer, it happened to me too. And more than once, if I were gay I wouldn’t even have to worry, I’ve always been very liked by gays, I don’t know why, but it’s true.

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Probably your beautiful cock, friend

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TBH, and not with the intention of hurting your self-esteem, girl-pretty and gay-pretty seem to be quite different, in my experience.

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Yes, gay-pretty is more soft and “feminine”.

Source: I’m gay-pretty

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I had someone say they wanted me (as part of a conversation about preferences, not totally off topic) and it was honestly really flattering. I told em I was ace and we moved on. It was like seven years ago but I’ll cherish that memory forever…

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My housemate-and-best-friend wants me a lot. I’m ace and aro. We have an understanding.

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it was difficult but i managed it :)

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Just need a pic I guess. Haha /s.

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Unless…?

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??

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“brb crying” -> 🥹

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Omg she said she’s coming back - that guy probably

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If i got that message i’d walk a few cm Taller

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Jeez, he implanted a whole vertebra into your spine, with a simple text

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