The translation is accurate and commendable
A time-proven antidote to aging is incorporating more youthful slang into your vocabulary. And before you clapback at me, I’ve been trying it myself and it’s pretty bussin’ bruh. I’m dripping all over the place now!
And just to clarify, it is my understanding that “pretty bussin’ bruh” is quite different than “pretty bussy, bruh”. Correct?
I’m an older guy - over 60 - and I absolutely love using slang that was popular before I was born. At work, I liberally say things like “swell,” “keen,” and “golly.” I’ve been doing it for years; when I started, everyone knew what I was doing (most laughed), but now there are a lot of folks who are young enough that they just assume it’s slang I grew up with, which makes me laugh.
What is HMU? The only thing that sounds right if I rack my brain, is “holler me up”, but idk I’m mentally old and can’t keep up with “hip” culture.
“holler me up”
Almost got it! HMU stands for “hit me up”, as in contact me.
It’s got too much punctuation though. That’s not a dig either, it really does have too much for what they’re trying for.
Its definitely fellow kids material but its not far off as of a few years ago. I’d say that hit the mark hard enough that its actually funny
It’s weird seeing English become unreadable from the other side. It’s like going back to ye olde Englishe but forward in time.
When the campground texts you back with a green bubble
Apple, in an attempt to leverage social pressure to drive sales instead of actually providing a quality product, displays texts from Android devices in a deliberately unpleasant to look at shade of green, and cripples features of the group chat if even one member of it is using a non-Apple device, incentivizing groups of friends and even families to ostracize people for using a different phone.
mossy liked “Apple, in an attempt to leverage social pressure to drive sales instead of actually providing…”
It also fucks with the quality of videos to the point where they are unwatchable if you have an android
I’d much rather people text than phone me, it’s like a primative ticketing system