139 points

The translation is accurate and commendable

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I wouldn’t know. Because I am old and I feel it right now.

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10 points

i dont get it either, no cap

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6 points

Fr fr ong

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58 points

A time-proven antidote to aging is incorporating more youthful slang into your vocabulary. And before you clapback at me, I’ve been trying it myself and it’s pretty bussin’ bruh. I’m dripping all over the place now!

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19 points

You’re a radical cat daddyo

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6 points

Look at this fuckin drip god over here

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5 points

Ew, don’t drip on me.

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7 points

And just to clarify, it is my understanding that “pretty bussin’ bruh” is quite different than “pretty bussy, bruh”. Correct?

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12 points

I’m an older guy - over 60 - and I absolutely love using slang that was popular before I was born. At work, I liberally say things like “swell,” “keen,” and “golly.” I’ve been doing it for years; when I started, everyone knew what I was doing (most laughed), but now there are a lot of folks who are young enough that they just assume it’s slang I grew up with, which makes me laugh.

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3 points

Was watching Point Break again the other day and the desire to speak like a 90s surfer dude is kinda overwhelming, compadre.

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What is HMU? The only thing that sounds right if I rack my brain, is “holler me up”, but idk I’m mentally old and can’t keep up with “hip” culture.

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4 points

Hit me up. Ie. contact me.

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12 points

“holler me up”

Almost got it! HMU stands for “hit me up”, as in contact me.

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2 points

I think it’s warning us about snakes that can kill? I don’t know…

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25 points

It’s got too much punctuation though. That’s not a dig either, it really does have too much for what they’re trying for.

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I would expect at least some of those acronyms to be all lowercase too tbh

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3 points

And missing “u” and “ur”

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That was my first thought but then I realized that if I, a 30-something year old old person, understand every word of it, it’s gotta be a lil sus.

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If that’s accurate then I got old way faster than I thought I would. At least I can take solace in the fact that I’m probably on the younger end of Lemmy users.

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If someone blew up the toilet or smtg sus, hmu. tbh we high-key tryna glow-up this campground frfr. can’t stop won’t stop til this place straight up slays ong. need ur help fam. thx

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Its definitely fellow kids material but its not far off as of a few years ago. I’d say that hit the mark hard enough that its actually funny

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It’s weird seeing English become unreadable from the other side. It’s like going back to ye olde Englishe but forward in time.

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5 points

The Simpsons “it will happen to youuuuu” gag still holds true. You’ll never be cool forever. What’s cool will change.

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11 points

When the campground texts you back with a green bubble

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What is a green bubble?

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Apple, in an attempt to leverage social pressure to drive sales instead of actually providing a quality product, displays texts from Android devices in a deliberately unpleasant to look at shade of green, and cripples features of the group chat if even one member of it is using a non-Apple device, incentivizing groups of friends and even families to ostracize people for using a different phone.

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Does it work?

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mossy liked “Apple, in an attempt to leverage social pressure to drive sales instead of actually providing…

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It also fucks with the quality of videos to the point where they are unwatchable if you have an android

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15 points

When your opinions are based on bullshit brand loyalty free marketing

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I’d much rather people text than phone me, it’s like a primative ticketing system

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10 points

Exactly. I can triage everything.

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