156 points

They probably know they’re in the running

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Yeah. If you’re in the top 10, you definitely have a suspicion.

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My gut tells me that top 10 list changes daily. 💀💀💀

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If someone is eating that much mayo it’d have to be daily, and I think if someone eats mayo daily they’d know they’re eating a lot

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I love mayo on sandwiches but I rarely finish a jar until a few years past it’s best by date.

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Follow up question - is this absolute mayo consumption, or does it scale with food intake?

Because I bet there’s definitely people out there who eat mayo like pudding for lunch and they would think they’re on the short list

But I could see there being someone out there who regularly kills multiple jars of mayo in a sitting by knocking out a huge bowl of chips and dip, but doesn’t consciously recognize their alarming daily mayo intake

I could see the #1 being in either group… Some people have a disturbing relationship with condiments, but some people eat terrifying amounts of unhealthy food, and I’ve seen someone kill a tub of potato salad as a mid interview snack (it was some documentary about people who can no longer fit through their doorways)

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I bet they do know it.
I bet there’s an online community somewhere with several hundred competitive mayonnaise eaters.

Edit: Yup. I guess this needs some kind of warning. Don’t click if you don’t want to see someone empty multiple big jars of mayonnaise with a spoon in under 3 minutes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_INKqoqDYsk&t=232s

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Considering how mayo is like half oil and half egg, I bet those people take the nastiest shits imaginable. Pure liquid that smells like Hell itself.

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I highly suspect it comes out the other end shortly after being ingested. Unless there are rules against that or something. Somehow, I feel like the mayo-eating professionals aren’t exactly well regulated.

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Hahaha

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I thought I could do it. I really did. As soon as that first spoonful hit her mouth though, I was out.

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You are not missing much. She just does that over and over again for the next 5 mins or so. Almost 2.5 kg of mayonnaise (that’s 5.5 lbs)

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yeah just about 9500-10k calories, nbd

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🙂

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Thank you for the video. I watched in awe and gagged occasionally. Can recommend.

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I made it through the first jar ok, but as soon as she started on the second I hurked a little…

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There is absolutely NO WAY I am going to click on that link!

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Make your choice, adventurous Stranger.
Click the link and bide the danger
Or wonder, 'til it drives you mad
What would have followed if you had.

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Hey just wanted to remind you about that mayonnaise video when you read this. Give in to the morbid curiosity. The call of the void burns for you concede and watch the video in full. See how gross it really is for yourself.

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Stay out of my notifications damn you!

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She was not the Hutt I imagined before clicking the link. For a moment there I even thought it wasn’t going to be gross.

And I can confidently say she surpassed the amount of mayo I’ve had in my entire life, by quite some margin too.

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Ok, sure, that’s a lot of mayo. But I didn’t think OP was referring to an amount consumed in one sitting. Surely there’s someone out there that just loves macaroni salad or coleslaw who ends up eating way more on a longer timescale.

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Chances that these competitive mayo eaters also love mayonaise enough to put it on those foods you mention is pretty high

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Either that or mayo has become a day job and they can’t stand it outside of competition.

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me trying to prepare myself for the video: It’s just yogurt. It’s just yogurt. It’s just yogurt.

Eating starts

me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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And what better to wash down over 2 kilograms of mayo? A tall glass of refreshing lemonade.

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Barf-o-rama

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I read your warning, and I still clicked the link. And then I threw up a little in my mouth.

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this is why i still love the internet, despite all the crap

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Thanks… but I think I’ll stay in the casual, unrated mayonnaise game.

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Come join the Mayo Club.

The first rule of Mayo Club is; just have some fun, no pressure, just good people enjoying a good condiment.

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If you overdose on the stuff I think they have a clinic for that too.

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No, he knows. Mayonnaise Georg. Hell of a guy.

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Hellman’s of a guy

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Patty Mayonnaise from Doug calls Mayonnaise Georg to a mayo-off

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That’s a high quality gif

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Mayo demands no less

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Stawdew 1.6 players

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This is true for real life too

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True. But city folk know to let you do you. If we see the same person keep doing it though they do become the mayonnaise person

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Depends on the village 🤷

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