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variants@possumpat.io
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I don’t trust someone that owns mayonnaise

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onion@feddit.de
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Do you eat your fries dry??

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variants@possumpat.io
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I definitely don’t put mayo on them, reminds me of the horror when I went to Brazil.

The family I was staying with made pizza one day and they brought out some condiments, mayo was one of them and I just assumed they brought everything because who knows what I would like. But then they proceeded to squirt mayo on their slices and I gasped. Luckily I had stashed a bottle of hot sauce from earlier so I used some of that and they were shocked that I would eat ‘super spicy’ sauce, it was like tobasco so definitely not spicy, I guess everyone is different. We also brought them hot cheetos as a little gift for the kids and they were rinsing their mouths out in the sink. We thought they were just messing around but the kids insisted it was spicy

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blackn1ght@feddit.uk
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Ketchup.

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BlanketsWithSmallpox@lemmy.world
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… with mayo. … with mayo, right?

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partial_accumen@lemmy.world
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Oh they have a pretty good idea. They’re currenlty in post-op recovery in a cardiac cath lab getting sternly reprimanded by their doctor that balloon angioplasty can only do so much and this person has to make lifestyle changes or they their heart disease will end their life early.

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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Oh I know it

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cmrn@lemmy.world
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I for one am quite confident it’s not me.

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grrgyle@slrpnk.net
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They know it

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chaotic_altruist@lemm.ee
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I’d imagine the leader is 2-3 times the consumption of the runner up, but there’s no way to tell.

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