Sign the petition on change.org for a guillotine emoji.

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petitioning for a fucking emoji epitomizes the criticism that social media is a vehicle for diverting action into impotent dialogue.

since we’re on the subject

retributive violence against individual actors is not the same as dismantling oppressive systems, and should not eclipse the important work of creating resilient communities and networks of mutual aid to replace those heirarchies.

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You mean like when the emoji for gun went from something realistic to a squirt gun?

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Every record has been destroyed or falsified, every book rewritten, every picture has been repainted, every statue and street building has been renamed, every date has been altered. And the process is continuing day by day and minute by minute. History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Party is always right.

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Sad guillotine noises

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I think you took the joke a bit too seriously

Edit: oh wait wtf I didn’t notice the post body. I agree with you then lol

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Bitching about someone else’s efforts is just bitching.

You offer to no alternative effort.

If this wasn’t social media, you’d not be saying this for fear of a swift ass whooping.

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thank goodness internet tough guys exist to defend limp-dick slacktivism.

hashtag resist

like and subscribe πŸ‘

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…and support me on patreon!

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Did you just call my sincere effort to get an international movement for the recognition of the guillotine emoji going shitpost β€œlimp-dick slacktivism”?

I’ll have you know I am so anti work I am currently not even employed.

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Here’s my alternative effort: I joined the SSBN force to get a front row seat to the end of the world. Gimme a valid and authentic EAM and I’ll flip that switch like there’s no tomorrow, 'cause there won’t be.

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Emoji are a new form of language and language dictates thought

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Yes, but there’s something to be said about the ouroboros of thought that social media produces.

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It’s funny how reverting to pictograms is being construed as β€œnew”.

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New and improved!

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The effect of examples is not to underestimate. That’s how they keep workers in check, and that’s how guillotining a king got 2 centuries of democracy.

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incredibly simplistic perspective, and intellectually dishonest; we traded monarchy for a dictatorship of the capital owning class.

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Yes, and it was a big paradigm shift, from blood linage to money linage.

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retributive violence against individual actors is not the same as dismantling oppressive systems

My problem is that I only understand one of those things. The other is meaningless hot air, spewed exclusively by intellectual elites who may or may not have any idea of what that is even supposed to mean.

work of creating resilient communities and networks of mutual aid to replace those heirarchies.

And that explanation doesn’t tell me anything either. Put up a guillotine. Put the man in. Let the blade fall. I understand that. Create a network of mutual aid to replace hierarchies? Never saw that happen. Never learned about that, or how that is supposed to work. Don’t know what that is supposed to mean, or how that is supposed to play out.

If you assume anyone knows about any of that, and if you assume that anyone can imagine anything concrete about that, you are out of touch. You are communicating ineffectively. At least to me. And probably to most other people as well.

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94 points

Did…did he just invent the vacation?

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Next up β€œI’m a CEO who gets hungry in the middle of the day, so I had a sandwich and some chips and found my creative spark.”

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more like I had some avocado toast in a nice cafe with my latte. Ah yes, the creative spark.

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I had some avocado toast 5 years ago and now I can’t buy a house :(

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5 points

I had some avocado toast in the house that I own…

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These are CEOs, it’s more like, β€œhad my personal chef whip me up an avocado toast reduction over toast made from avocado while flying to the coast for the third time this week and found my creative spark.”

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9 points

Nope, footballer Gary Neville beat him to it a few months ago!

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That’s amazing.

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I remember watching this on Have I Got News For You.

I don’t know why I watch it, I’m not even from that continent.

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33 points

Oh boo fucking hoo. I have zero empathy for these fucks making millions every year and grinding wage slaves into dust.

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12 points

Must be nice

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I’d settle for a Trebuchet emoji, because I’m fine with flinging billionaires across the landscape at high speeds.

Honestly, a lot more fun than a guillotine, imho. Think about the ragdolling as they tumble in the air.

EDIT: Also, the longer the hangtime, the longer they have to think about the decisions that led them to people wanting to fling their body a few miles with a trebuchet. No forced self reflection with a guillotine.

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I doubt they’d spend the hangtime thinking about their transgressions.

It would more useful for other billionaires to see the hangtime and imagining that, as a deterrent.

Yes this is a completely pedantic comment

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We all need a little pedantry sometimes.

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eat the rich fling the rich at high velocities

Not quite as catchy, but that does sound amusing!

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I’m imagining an event like the old school Punkin Chunkin, where people build elaborate devices to try and fling a pumpkin as far and as accurately as possible. Call it The Billionaire Fling and wherever the billionaires land is where they get buried.

Have amusement rides, bounce houses, fair food, etc, and donate all proceeds to food banks and homeless shelters.

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12 points

Call it Yeet the Elite

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5 points

Yes yes yes please let’s normalize this

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Fucking love it.

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That’s so much better, and I’m upset that I didn’t think of it myself.

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While fun to think about, they probably end up at least knocked out if not dead before they even get released.

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Surely there’s a fine tuning that maximises air time while not rendering them unconscious for the trip.

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