17 points
This is fucking spot on. The heavy breathing part had me wheezing
3 points
5 points
Koala brain(don’t mind me, I’m just a business, doing busines)
16 points
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I grew fennel last year. Have been eating fennel for years and thought we were eating the root part (the white part) and that the green part was the above ground part. No. There is a root underground but the whole fennel sits on top of the soil looking like it will tip over any minute. The white and green parts.
I know food, have worked at groceries, in restaurants, health food stores, I cook. But gardening has taught me new things, and I’m over 50.
2 points
In this house peanuts grow on trees!
6 points
Ever give peanuts to a squirrel? They’ll bury them in the ground
2 points
2 points