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Joe Rogan should have stayed this way.

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I mean he’s still a moron. Now he’s just better paid.

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It’s the testosterone treatments. Bet you 20 years from now they’ll learn it fucks your brain up.

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I have a feeling it’s the regular DMT

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OMG…why i can hear this picture clearly
What the hell is wrong with me…

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To be fair to the dude, I didn’t know this either until a teacher taught by teaching us about peanuts. How many of us know much about most of the things we eat?

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What do you eat that you don’t know about? Barring a lot of newer preservatives food is pretty straightforward.

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Name 5 berries without looking up the definition of a berry, or the comic about it that gets posted every so often.

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Blue berry, raspberry, very berry, Boisen berry, strawberry, power berry, RAW BERRY! ⚡

The difference being that they’re all berries. A scientific ovary does not a legitimate word or colloquial use make.

The point being that most people have a pretty good idea about where a food comes from or grows since most generally come from similar areas when you factor in skin, softness, and size beyond just general knowledge.

Considering the only real difficulty comes from legumes for most people because they can grow in the ground or above ground… It’s a bit disingenuous to start busting people out on fruit vs fruiting body debate.

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It’s one of those “you don’t know what you don’t know” things. I apparently make a lot of assumptions about the things I eat. Some examples of things I was surprised about:

  • coffee beans aren’t beans, they’re closer to cherries
  • how pineapples grow
  • avocados are apparently berries
  • what adult asparagus look like

And so on. I’m sure there are a ton more, and I’m always excited to find something that really surprises me.

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Botanical classifications are always crazy. Most nuts are wild too, check out walnuts. How many things we eat that are clones of a specific plant is really curious too. Apples, avocados, citrus, bananas…

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Think Rogan would fuck a chimpanzee?

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Would or has?

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I think he kinda does every time he jerks the ween, no?

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Well, a key question is ‘Do you think a chimpanzee would let Joe Rogan fuck them?’

Because if not, it’s not consensual, and that opens up some serious questions.

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Good luck trying to fuck a chimpanzee without consent. Those are strong as hell.

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OK, I’m not for attempting to fuck chimpanzees without consent either.

But yeah, you are right. One of those serious questions - with the most serious of consequences - would be: “Could you actually fuck a chimpanzee without consent?”

Jamie, pull that up for me.

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The question is irrelevant because Joe would prefer to wrestle the chimp into submission first. This reminds me of that time he interviewed a chimp.

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It probably says more about me than Joe, that I didn’t want to click that link, because I thought it might actually be real.

But, it’s great, and thanks for sharing it

🐵

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140 points

Now make him freak out again by telling him peanuts aren’t nuts.

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Ground beans.

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14 points

Well, you can eat them whole too. ;)

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yeah so basically they’re coffee without the water

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Coffee beans aren’t beans, they’re closer to cherries.

So yes, they’re exactly like coffee beans without the water.

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Hummus?

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13 points

That’s nuts…… I will see myself out now.

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Alright that’s enough shock for one day.

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Does he know about cashews?

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