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Unsalted saltines are just wrong though.

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Those are just ā€œinesā€

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Itā€™s like some sort of absorbent material used to clean up spills

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Itā€™s basically wallpaper paste.

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I love a good sleeve of saltines and Iā€™m a grown ass man with a family and house and all that jazz.

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I too love sleeve of saltines.

Usually with cheese.

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My dad eats saltines with butter. Not peanut butter. Butter butter.

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It is good, like eating a buttered roll but crunchy.

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Ok, you have to try them with President brand butter. Itā€™s a cultured butter from France. Itā€™s the most buttery tasting butter my tastebuds have ever tasted. Itā€™s all I buy now.

Iā€™ve seen it at Publix and Walmart. If you can find it give it a try. Itā€™s better than Kerrygold.

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Are you my kid?

Hey, empty the dishwasher.

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Maybe heā€™s my kid. We should do a DNA test.

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I used to eat white rice with butter. Add salt or sugar depending on mood.

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Thatā€™s basically a Ritz but simpler.

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My Grandma taught me to butter the saltines when we have Chili and to scoop a little chili on the butter saltine. I might need to make some chili tonight now haha

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My grandma taught me to wash and reuse ziplock bags.

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I do that but I dip them in my tomato soup.

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It was difficult for me to not downvote this comment haha

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For the disgust or an implied perception I think itā€™s gross? šŸ¤”

FWIW: I donā€™t dislike it; but I prefer PB.

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My personal disgust. Itā€™s probably not as bad as I think though, in fact Iā€™m hungry right now and it doesnā€™t sound nearly as bad.

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I know I sound disgusting, but sometimes I eat saltines and straight up dip them in/scoop up butter like itā€™s a dip. Itā€™s good.

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I mean, American butter or European?

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Europe has their own butter too?

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You ferment the milk before making butter. Very good. Youā€™re basically making it out of yogurt or sour cream.

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Yea essentially the requirements to call a product ā€˜butterā€™ are stricter in Europe and American butter can have a higher water content / lower fat content than European butter. Check out this video for more info: https://youtu.be/gBfFpSMvstU

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That doesnā€™t sound bad.

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It goes great with chicken soup!

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I used to do this, but between a pair of saltines and with margarine rather than butter.

I never claimed to be healthy.

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Just thought you all would like to know Iā€™m watching the cracker episode of Good Eats.

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Tried to watch it. Why do I have to pay to see it?

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I ate that all the time growing up, also did that with Ritz crackers. Had no idea it was because poor šŸ˜“

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Damn look at this fat cat over here being able to afford Ritz. Us plebs get to share a singular saltine for the week. We used to take turns licking the salt off for dinner and had the soggy biscuit for breakfast the following morning.

On a serious note though, I feel ya. Hopefully your doing better as an adult. ā™„ļø

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Look at this fat cat capitalist with a table. We use to take turns breathing inside McDonalds just to get a whiff of nutrients.

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Nostagia

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Iā€™ve never thought of having jam too. I used to eat them with just peanut butter all the time.

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