9 points

Tastes like hot computer fan air

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This was a promotion with Sapporo when Microsoft launched Windows 95.

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BSOD

Blue Soda Of Death

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7 points

It’s beer

Blue Beer of Windows

BBW

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1 point

They’re talking about a crash

Blue Beer Crash

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7 points

can’t believe they made the BSODA from Baldi’s Basics into a real thing

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Damn Bill Gates tryin’ to get them 486 chips in me!

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I… Kinda want one of those. Not to drink it, but to put it on my shelf and be like, “yeah, that’s my Windows soda. I hear if you drink it you’ll turn blue and die.”

Tbh it might actually do that considering it’s probably almost 30yrs old.

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That would be your Windows beer

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6 points

For the teetotalers: get Linux instead, for root beer.

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I can’t decide who’s more likely to buy this (if it were new): current me out of nostalgia for a pretty good OS, or 1995 me went to Incredible Universe on release day to buy Windows 95.

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I bet it’s just still water.

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