“Don’t fuck this up by making it a cute meme, this is serious pawlatics”

Kitties have the same right as every other living creature to the means of self defense.

That’s cruel and if you die of sepsis well that’s on you

You know, it’s very apropriate in context:

Could just be the hair. My cat’s face looks chonky like this too but I sometimes run my palms over his cheeks to see how small his head really is.

Your Honor, I’m not a cat.