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Soo… since OP is a jackass, here’s the link: https://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/news/10697529/Prisoners-could-serve-1000-year-sentence-in-eight-hours.html

The gist (emphasis mine):

Philosopher Rebecca Roache […] said, […] “you could imagine developing a pill or a liquid that made someone feel like they were serving a 1,000-year sentence”

I can’t fathom why this is report-worthy. Was April 2014 such a boring month?

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I wouldn’t call OP a jackass for not providing the source for a shitpost.

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providing source is good form in every context

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source:

  1. Careful citation practices will build your credibility as a scientist or scholar.

https://falconediting.com/en/blog/6-reasons-why-citation-of-sources-is-important-when-writing/

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Sure, the source would have been nice. They’re not a jackass for not providing it though. Do you send the source every time you show a friend a meme?

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lol and its only a few paragraphs long. Coulda tried harder, Rhiannon Williams…

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It’s older than that if you want to cite fiction

Which someone saying “maybe one day we can” is

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You could imagine.

QED

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This philosopher hack has also written about eugenic BS aimed at sculpting humanity to have a smaller carbon footprint. I’m ok with op not actually linking to her crap.

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I agree billionaire bad but they’re not funding this, there are no billionaires funding this, there aren’t any billion dollar companies researching this either, nor is any state funding going to this from any recognized country. So far all the research on this has been carried out by journalists and screenplay writers, none of it as yet has been entered for peer review or clinical trials.

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Yes where could the money be coming from? let’s look - yep zero is from billionaires, I guess that is 100% so we’re both right…

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They don’t, profit just makes this, the idea that serving 1,000 years in 8 hours is profits… It’s not any human along the way that has a choice. They will just be replaced in the machine. The machine with the only goal of making money. Nobody even uses the money. The money is used to make the killing machine bigger and span more lands

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We should use it on billionaires!

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No the billionaires are expendables. This is just the pure work of the system

The corporations are automatons and every human inside them is expendable

They are psychopath murder machines spanning internationally and with no laws or governance hindering their rampage of death

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Not only that would be super cruel, it would also be pretty stupid, because how are you supposed to rehabilitate someone by basically just torturing them? And also, one of the good sides of prisons is keeping dangerous people away from their (potential) victims. Imagine if someone tried to murder you, went to jail, and then they got back out in 8 hours.

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Are you saying that prisons actually reform people now?

I thought they were just private institutions that made insane amounts of money charging people 5 dollars for a pack of ramen and limiting their ability to visit family and friends

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Most prisons are not private and I don’t know who “they” are supposed to be but your government isn’t making money off prisons.

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Hmmmm then why do they hold you past midnight so they can get paid for an extra day of you being there?

Reading comprehension is hard. They was referring to the prisons. And just because the prison itself isn’t private, doesn’t mean that everything inside it is run by the government.

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You’re not wrong, but that doesn’t mean we should abandon any attempt at reformation.

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When has there been an attempt???

People that work in prisons are basically free labor slaves, yes they get paid, but its nothing compared to the cost of living in there!

The whole system is fucked and needs to be reformed.

They need to take money out of prisons like they need to take money out of politics (good fucking luck)

I never said prisoners don’t need to reformed, I said the system we have in place now is not meant to reform them.

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I think it would rely more on fear factor. Like they put someone under for what feels like 2 months, so they are on the brink of giving up hope, then pull em out and go “alright now we’ll assess you’re status and determine whether to put you back in for 10 years”

I speculate it wouldn’t work on a variety of people though, as their brain could already be adjusted to altered time perception through the use of drugs. Even without hard drugs or Adderall, you can still fuck with your time perception using only weed and sugar (the food-- as in drink four cans of cola and get super baked immediately, then set 15 minute timers and get lost in your own head, see how long each of those 15 minutes feel)

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Studies have shown that in most cases that you’d care most about, extreme punishment does not serve as an effective deterrent to bad behavior. Creating the Torment Nexus as a way to enhance prison sentences serves only to increase the degree of cruelty involved in our already vengeance-oriented justice system.

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I’ll need to find these studies and review them. Intuitively, the little I know about psychology suggests that that an extreme enough negative punishment will almost certainly cause a trauma deterring the afflicted individual from repeating the targeted behavior. This is, obviously, an unethical practice that no licensed practitioner of any form would employ and certainly qualifies as Cruel and Unusual Punishment. I am not promoting it’s use by any means, but suggesting that to the best of my inadequate knowledge that it’s supposedly effective. Then again, some may argue that capital punishment was meant to be an effective deterrent, which was proven false.

Any studies you care to share? No worries if not, just thought I should ask before I go venturing. Appreciate the discourse!

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But now they got a plan to kill you which they has planned on for 1000 years.

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I’m sure the cartel would like this technology. Or their big brother the US government.

The potential future horrors of the world can make suicide seem like a good idea.

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I know it’s a shitpost, but the idea behind something like this is counter to the point of rehabilitation. Civilization should move towards rehabilitation instead of punishment as the idea is that you want to integrate someone back into society. I am not sure inducing trauma and mental damage is conducive to rehabilitation.

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Technology like this could actually be used to help the rehabilitation process by dilating time, and allowing the offender to be rehabilitated without actually wasting much of their actual life.

It would most likely be used for harsh punishment in this universe, but its nice to imagine living in a better one, sometimes.

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I’m like 99% sure it would just make the time feel longer without any benefit of consciousness. Kind of like certain drugs make everything feel like it’s slow motion, but you still don’t get superhuman reflexes from them.

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I think you’re exactly right. I’m not in any way qualified to make this statement but, if I’m right, you can’t just make the brain “go faster” and get more useful time without time actually passing. Processes need to happen in the brain for thoughts to occur, and you’d have to somehow speed those up… I mean there are chemical reactions happening in your nerve endings, how are those going to speed up? Especially by a factor of >1000 as implied by the OOP!

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I don’t think so. It probably just screws with the perception of time, I doubt it actually speeds anything up. If it did, we’d be able to use it for way more things than punishment, like for example, doing a deep delve into a subject in a matter of hours.

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It sucks that it would never be used for speed rehab and instead for eternal torture.

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I know it’s a shitpost, but the idea behind something like this is counter to the point of rehabilitation.

Its counter to our understanding of entropy. Brains simply don’t work like this.

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Can you elaborate?

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https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2007/12/071211233934.htm

Even though participants remembered their own falls as having taken one-third longer than those of the other study participants, they were not able to see more events in time. Instead, the longer duration was a trick of their memory, not an actual slow-motion experience.

Your memory is imperfect. But your actual capacity to perceive time is still limited by the facilities you use for that prescription.

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i’m not sure how this could really work. good therapy requires the person of the therapist, and it additionally takes place within the context of a client’s living. are there therapists willing to give up subjective years over and over and over? how does the client try new things, gain understanding without the feedback of their life between sessions? also - therapists seek information and process their work with clients between sessions.

on top of all this, i’m not yet convinced this would be psychologically healthy for either.

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if someone could actually get new information and insight under something like this, why would we use it in a prison instead of putting people to study the whole of human knowledge and create demi-god wizards?

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It’s not complete horseshit. The application might be, but the idea isn’t.

I remember a Slavoj Zizek anecdote about it.

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So I was on a jury pool in December.

After the attorneys for both sides finished their dog and pony show, the judge himself made each of us answer the following question:

What is the purpose of criminal incarceration?

A - Punishment

B - Deterrence

C - Rehabilitation

After all seventy five of us had answered, all of us who responded with anything other than punishment were dismissed. Even those who answered a combination of the choices. Nope. Punishment was the only correct answer.

To my amusement, this barely left enough people available to fill the jury box.

I followed the case. Guy robbed a convenience store. No death. No injury. Got fifty nine years.

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That’s just emblematic of a broken justice system. We have to examine what is “justice” for any one case individually, and sometimes punishment may make sense, but even then its severity is determined by humane and ethical considerations. Justice systems can be reformed, the will to do so must be there—even if that means protesting till an objective is achieved.

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There’s a Black Mirror episode about that!

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That Black Mirror episode still affects me to this day shudder

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I had to give up on The Black Mirror after that episode where they have to exercise to earn credits and are forced to watch advertising. Then that girl thought she could make it out by singing but had to do porn instead. Couldn’t watch anymore after that.

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ah yes s1e2. you almost gave it a shot

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That episode got darker after the porn part.

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FWIW, I think that episode is one of the weakest early season episodes. It’s somehow both too explicit and not explicit enough, because their world doesn’t make any sense beyond simply “capitalism”. The rest are a lot more in the realm of existential horror and questioning the morality of things. Black mirror just isn’t a good medium for an explanation of why capitalism is evil.

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And Outer Limits 1995 iirc

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There’s a Deep Space 9 episode about that!

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Which was never brought up again. Poor O’Brien

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I am in S05 of DS9 (first watch) and saw this one recently in S04. We really enjoyed it.

Do they ever bring up that O’Brien isn’t the original O’Brien they knew, but rather the future O’Brien that swapped places? … I didn’t think so.

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There’s an episode of Torchwood about that!

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also star trek: deep space nine.

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Also a Carey Elwes documentary about assholes with six fingers

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2 I think, though I don’t remember the other one that’s not White Christmas.

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