146 points

I’ve never even watched the films.

Absolutely unacceptable.

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60 points

We need an O’Terminator to hunt down this woman and make her watch them.

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Regular Terminator: AFFIRMATIVE.

New, improved, Irish O’Terminator: TOP OF THE MORNING, LADS.

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21 points

Not a phrase used in Ireland, but it made me laugh.

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7 points

NEVER FIGHT UPHILL, ME BOYS!

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6 points

I was saying yesterday you never hear jokes anymore so here’s one:

An Irishman walks into a bar, orders three pints of Guinness, and sits in the corner, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches him and asks, “You know, they’ll go flat after a while.”

The Irishman replies, “You see, I have two brothers. One is in America, the other is in Australia, and since we parted ways, I’ve not seen either of them. By ordering three beers, I am able to toast them both wherever they are.”

The bartender, touched by this gesture, decides not to intervene, and the Irishman becomes a regular in the bar, always ordering three beers and toasting his brothers.

One day, he comes in and orders only two pints. Sensing something amiss, the bartender inquires, “I don’t want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss. Was it your brother from America or your brother from Australia?”

The Irishman replies, “Oh, no, neither of them has died. I’ve just given up the drink.”

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3 points

So… Boondock Saints, but with androids?

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3 points

I need your clothes, your boots, and your shillelagh.

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1 point

*THAT'S HER, NOW

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8 points

The only terminator movies worth watching were made before she was born.

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29 points

Luckily we have this nifty technology that allows you to watch movies that came out years ago. It’s called “time travel”.

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6 points

The best part about time travel is that if it’s ever invented then it already has been.

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4 points

That’s actually what Terminator is going to be about. There was a recent interview with the director, James Cameron, where he mentioned something about time travel. He didn’t want to spoil it before it releases though.

I’m excited to see it in theaters when it comes out!

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1 point

Ever tried to get your kids to watch movies from a few decades ago? They thought star wars was a slog.

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5 points

Imagine how cool would be if there was a way to see movies after they were released on cinemas.

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1 point

There are only two terminator movies worth watching.

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7 points

Wouldn’t her knowing what she needs to do damage the timeline?

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19 points

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7 points

no shit, at least the first 2. my kids 9 and we’ve seen them all and watch 2 regularly. looks like it was filmed last year it’s so good.

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3 points

Tbf, I would not watch a movie retelling my traumatic experience.

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Sarah O’Connor’s inbox after tweeting this:

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44 points

Did a robot kill a worker, or did someone improperly bypass a safety system and get themselves killed? If it has the name “robot” the human interactions should be limited and strictly defined.

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24 points
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Robots don’t kill people, people kill people.

Also you forgot the more likely scenario of, someone in charge made someone below them do something unsafe and got them killed.

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6 points

Gotta cut those corners to maximize value for the shareholders! Employee death is just the cost of doing business.

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3 points

That’s just my 136-axis electrical hammer, officer!

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35 points

What human being has never watched Terminator? I’m guessing Sarah O’Connor is probably a Skynet ambassador who was bragging about their first confirmed kill.

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Nobody’s exposed to everything. I’ve never watched A Christmas Story and I don’t care to. I’ve never watched Back to the Future either, though it’s been on TV while I wasn’t paying attention. I’d watch those three though if I had someone to watch them with. I did however finally watch It’s a Wonderful Life for the first time last Christmas. Except for some of the angel stuff, it’s held up really well, and it had a really positive impact on me.

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7 points

It’s a Wonderful Life is an amazing movie. I still watch it every few years at Christmas time.

Back to the Future is fun. The whole series is fun. Idk how well it has held up since I haven’t seen it in a long time, but as a kid they were a hoot. Watch them with a kid if you have any kids in your life.

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7 points

If not you can often just find them at the park, they struggle a bit but they’re otherwise free.

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4 points

Did you mean this one?

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12 points

I haven’t watched it 😛

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11 points

Sure thing T_100.

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6 points

gen z and alpha

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6 points

Most people who were of movie going age when the third one came out. Would you go back and watch the first two if your first exposure to the series was Rise of the Machines?

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3 points

That’s actually exactly what happened to me lmao.

First terminator I watched was 3 and it made me want to watch the rest because I like it so much.

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3 points

how do you feel about rise of the machines after seeing judgement day?

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1 point

I’d say 3 was the tipping point where it still managed to grab some new fans, despite being the worst of the first 3.

The films that followed though, I get why no one was getting hooked in

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5 points

While I believe I have seen terminator 2, dunno about 1, but there are a ton of movies people think everyone has seen or should see that I have not. Some I even own (like Iron Giant).

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4 points

I haven’t

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0 points

Go home ChatGPT, you’re drunk.

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2 points

I have to admit, I feel like I’m missing out on a classic. Everyone seems to have seen “The Terminator,” but somehow, I’ve never gotten around to it. It’s almost become a point of embarrassment when the topic comes up in conversations. Friends talk about iconic lines, thrilling chase scenes, and the sheer intensity of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s portrayal of the Terminator, and I can’t contribute anything because I haven’t experienced it firsthand.

Sometimes I wonder what I’ve been doing all this time, how I managed to miss out on such a cornerstone of pop culture. Was I too busy with other movies, TV shows, or just life in general? Perhaps it’s simply slipped through the cracks, overshadowed by newer releases and trends. Whatever the reason, I can’t help but feel a twinge of regret knowing that I’m not part of the collective nostalgia that surrounds “The Terminator.”

Yet, there’s a silver lining to this. Despite not having watched “The Terminator,” I still have the opportunity to discover it for the first time. While others reminisce about their initial reactions and subsequent rewatches, I have the chance to experience the movie with fresh eyes, untainted by years of hype and expectation. It’s like having a hidden gem waiting to be unearthed, a cinematic journey that’s been patiently waiting for me to press play.

Maybe now is the perfect time to finally sit down and watch “The Terminator.” I can imagine immersing myself in its gritty futuristic world, feeling the tension build as Sarah Connor tries to survive against an unstoppable killing machine. I’ll finally understand references and tributes that have flown over my head for years. Who knows, maybe I’ll even become one of those people who can’t stop quoting lines from the movie.

So, while I may not have watched “The Terminator” yet, the anticipation of experiencing it for the first time is almost as thrilling as the movie itself. It’s never too late to catch up on a classic, and I’m ready to join the ranks of those who have been captivated by James Cameron’s iconic creation.

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I’ve never watched Terminator. I like sci-fi generally (The Fifth Element is one of my favourite films) but I don’t know… it just never appealed to me. A lot of shooting and chasing and emoting I’m guessing? And Arnie. Not my cup of tea.

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2 points

Arnold only has like 5 lines in the entire movie, but he’s still an iconic, imposing, character.

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32 points

I had an idea for a parody where the Terminator is sent to kill the dude who will become the leader of human resistance, with the twist that Arnie is sent by the humans because turns out the guy sucks as a leader.

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I think you might like the show “Future Man.” It’s sorta like that.

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4 points

That was a pretty fun show.

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