41 points

permalink
report
reply
12 points

Better safe than sorry.

permalink
report
parent
reply
9 points

… is he making lemon-shaped piss bombs from those piss jars which are then vacuumed away for safe storage & times of need?

There might have been a mixup & life keeps accidentally giving me those lemons.

permalink
report
reply
58 points
*

Alright I’ve been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade- make life take the lemons back. Get mad. I don’t want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons, do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s going to burn your house down…with the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

permalink
report
reply
3 points

CAN IT! When God gives you lemons you FIND A NEW GOD!

permalink
report
parent
reply
2 points

BEAR BLASTING! Similar to hump-catting.

permalink
report
parent
reply
10 points

Ooh I like this guy!

permalink
report
parent
reply
8 points

He says what everyone’s thinking!

permalink
report
parent
reply
16 points

Me after working every day for four months straight. 😑

permalink
report
reply
2 points

Even weekends?

permalink
report
parent
reply
3 points

Yeah I work four part time jobs. I’m working every single day. It is a real bummer.

permalink
report
parent
reply
1 point
*

Sorry to hear that. I hope it gets better for you soon ❤️

permalink
report
parent
reply
2 points

Lol you’ve got a job with weekends.

permalink
report
parent
reply
2 points

Well, not so much a job as an apprenticeship that I’m payed for. But yea, I’ve only had to work Saturdays when I worked in retail.

permalink
report
parent
reply
5 points

Comic Strips

!comicstrips@lemmy.world

Create post

Comic Strips is a community for those who love comic stories.

The rules are simple:

  • The post can be a single image, an image gallery, or a link to a specific comic hosted on another site (the author’s website, for instance).
  • The comic must be a complete story.
  • If it is an external link, it must be to a specific story, not to the root of the site.
  • You may post comics from others or your own.
  • If you are posting a comic of your own, a maximum of one per week is allowed (I know, your comics are great, but this rule helps avoid spam).
  • The comic can be in any language, but if it’s not in English, OP must include an English translation in the post’s ‘body’ field (note: you don’t need to select a specific language when posting a comic).
  • Politeness.
  • Adult content is not allowed. This community aims to be fun for people of all ages.

Web of links

Community stats

  • 9.1K

    Monthly active users

  • 2.3K

    Posts

  • 45K

    Comments

Community moderators